Ephraim

=Overview= Eephraim was a very prominent killer in early season 1. He was among the first killers in the groupshot and one of the first players to master a weapon beyond 1, hence his trademark nun-chucks. Ephraim is sic. He is also a zoomer (see video evidence). 

Ephraim has been known to switch sides often, though this grumpy curmudgeon is a killer at heart.

Appearance
Ephraim's avatar is based off of Reimu from the Touhou game series, with the hat from the thumbnail of Ben Saint's Nuzlocke Conquest. Art of this wily fucker depicting his de-Reimuification and antics can be found here.

=Events=

Big Duel with Doop
Ephraim and DoopedyShmoople bet 100million slime on a Pokèmon battle in which the winner would slaughter either on the street and walk away scot-free. With nefarious orders from notorious underhanded trickster Ben Saint, RetroPK killed Doopedy, dishonoring the duel.

The Battle of Krak Hill
While Krak was the biggest killer at the time, Ephraim held a close 2nd in slimecount. During the massive battle to defend Krak, Ephraim ended up killing Krak's assassin after Krak was taken down by a garrote strangle. This kill landed Eph a sweet bounty, topping off a sick killstreak of 26 or 27 kills (a massive number for Season 1, in which the average killstreak was between 2 and 5). Tragically Ephraim too would be taken down by the unforgiving garrote.

Night Squad
Around May 20th, 2018, Ephraim formed the Night Squad along with Seani and RetroPK. Eph and Retro would burn the midnight oil while Seani was just waking up. The crew would work on puzzles until the sun came up only to be embarrassed by the Day Squad who'd vulture the solutions from their work. Bastards.

Ephraim Takes a Leave
Before leaving to work at a summer camp from June 1st, 2018 to Aug. 8th, 2018, Ephraim had the biggest slimecount of the Killers clocking in at 2,245,787,036 prior to Negaslime Descend. Hale soon passed him after this.

Evange_ and Ephraim Run The Game
As Season 2 began, the day/night mining cycle was introduced. While the Rowdys squandered their mine time, Ephraim and Evange capitalized on their failings and got BIG SLIME in just the first night of Season 2. Evange camped Krak Bay while Ephraim did the same in Green Light District, completely cutting off food and mining access by killing all rowdys in transit during the broken five-second movement times. The Rowdys couldn't do a damn thing about it, until a hero arose among their ranks...

The Drive-By
Early on in season 2 all travel times for living players were 5 seconds. This allowed for the drive-by strat in which you could get pot shots on someone as you ran by them. Fat Yoshi did a drive-by on Ephraim since he was trying to stop Rowdys from gaining slime. This drive-by lead to Ephraim accidentally shooting himself dealing 10 times as much damage as Fat Yoshi did and causing Ephraim to hide for awhile.

The Dojo Meta
Licking his wounds from the Drive-By, Ephraim and Evange went to the dojo to spar up a bit. Discovering the potential of slime-gain with each spar due to how big they were, the two accidentally discovered how broken the dojo was, ushering in the Dojo Meta. Eph and Evange would become two of the most terrifying forces during the entire dojo meta as a dynamic duo.

Killing The Cathedral
One fateful night when the Killers and Rowdys were shootin the shit in the #lunchroom Munchy made a really fuckin funny deal with Ephraim. The deal was: I'll let you type in the #leader-board ONLY if you !enlist Rowdys. The prior message in the #leaderboard was Ben saint saying "Typing here is forbidden." So Ephraim, being the sic nasty Mad Lad he is enlisted Rowdys, @'ing everyone. Its was really fucking funny. Big Pranks. In the wake of this epic joke Evange_ also enlisted Rowdys, which was really funny. Evange_ then proceeded to invite Munchy to the killers secret hideout, The Cathedral, and gave him Ownership. Munchy burned the cathedral to the ground, Rowdys flooded the Narthex, Turstworthy stampeded Cop KillTown. and The Killers were torn asunder. The Killer remnants set up a refugee camp and are huddled around a Hobo trashcan fire. Ephraim and Evange_ have been banished and shunned, probably never to turn purple again. (Until he did) R.I.P. St. Ben's Cathedral.

=Other Events=
 * He watched the Assassination of Kanman from afar because he was too much of a pussy to risk his big slime.
 * Around Aug. 23rd, 2018, Eph teamed up with Thalamus Dredge, Ben Saint, and Niboe on an EPIC MINECRAFT STYLE journey to discover the identity of Endlett War.
 * During RFCK CON 1, Ephraim lost in a duel with Paradox Crocs

=Faction Interaction=

Ephraim Leaves the Killers & Cathedral Power Struggle
In the wake of the Dojo meta, the killers became far too good for the game to be competitive. In response to this, Ephraim got the pardon from Munchy and joined the Rowdys in an attempt to even it out. In the wake of this, K1P and MagicksRampage had Eph's roles taken away, upsetting him greatly. How could they besmirch his legacy? Had he not proven his worth to the killer cause through blood, sweat and slime? In response, Ephraim invited Seani to the Cathedral. This was a bold move since, at the time, the Cathedral was not open to Rowdys. Papes was in support of this and so the notorious tyrant Magicks stripped his permissions. Hale, Papes, and Ephraim made the FUNthedral in response to this, a place where fun was actually allowed. Imagine!

Eventually, Ephraim decided that being a Rowdy wasn't worth all of the drama. Funnily enough, nnoby betrayed the Rowdys during all of this, following Eph's example.

=Cultural contributions= Small over view of projects and Artistic activities
 * In response the notorious 2oomer Schrafft starting a podcast with Zandyr, Ephraim started his OWN podcast with Fat Yoshi, the express goal of which was to review 2oomers. Episode 1 of 1 can be found here.

=Trivia=
 * Ephraim got a megaslime (the funny bot) on May 5th, 2018
 * Added to the Top Killers groupshot on May 17th, 2018