Vandal Park

""Ah, now this place is more to my liking. I can almost smell spray paint in the air. Graffiti covers every inch of the buildings around here. A non-broken window is probably as rare here as a broken window is in glocksbury. The battle arena is filling my chakras with only the desire to kill. To fight. My slimelust will not be quenched until I can !kill some cop killers with a fucking flamethrower. I mean that. I hope flamethrowers will be a weapon.""

- Niboe

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Home to the NLACakaNM athletic complex. Site of the Slimeoid Battle Arena.

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A laundry list of various sports amenities and public parks dot the landscape of this athletically minded district. These include soccer fields, skate parks, swimming pools, and of course the district's famous Battle Arena.

Vandal Park's numerous open spaces and its more-or-less clean air make it an attractive destination for juveniles seeking a stroll. Despite this you've still got to keep your wits about you here if you want to not get publicly executed against one of the pretty trees.

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The more-or-less clean air carries the roar of the crowd across the grassy fields surrounding the Battle Arena.

Battle Arena
A huge arena stadium capable of housing tens of thousands of battle enthusiasts, ringing a large field where Slimeoid Battles are held. All the seats are empty. Here, you can !slimeoidbattle in order to prove your Slimeoid as the greatest fighter of all! Wins will reward your slimeoid with clout, whilst losses will decay what little social standing it had!

For more information on pitching your beloved companions against each other in a battle to the death, see Slimeoids!

Ashtray Park
This old baseball stadium used to be where every upstanding gentlemen of leisure spent their afternoons, but ever since the Battle Arena opened it's slowly fallen out of favor. Sometimes locals still play games here, but most of the time it's just a place for heroin addicts to sleep or staged exhibitionist porn to be shot.

The Fens
This wide, open marshland is the perfect place to experience the feeling of being alive with some straight up neurotypical activities like jogging, casual field sports, and cloud watching. Of course, if you're not a fucking pussy, you'll be gatting motherfuckers left and right as you rape the competition in fifteen different simultaneously occurring collision sports like a true warrior.

Tookewlforskewl Skatepark
Hell yeah!! This place is totally off the fucking chain, man! I'm talking straight up radical, like in a terrorist sort-of way. The name of this altar to gods of extreme sports comes from the native Havasupai name for the region, which means crazy big ups in this shit, ya feel me? Indeed, it seems the Native Americans used the Grand Canyon as the ultimate half-pipe, shredding harder than a bullet through your temple and getting frankly insane airtime. Some say local chieftains would get enough ups to say 'sup to the gods before sticking the landing back here on Earth. Mad respect, for real. Now that the Grand Canyon is filled with slime, you'll just have to make do with this skatepark.

The Playground
It's a totally gay playground made for pissy baby fucker fappers, for babies who poop their pants. Just the sight of the primary colored jungle gym makes you visceral upset, even if you do want to hang from the bars upside down pretty bad. And, maybe while you're at it you can swing on the swings for a little bit. Actually, no, being a kindergartner is pretty based, you change your mind. Not to be confused for #playground, obviously.