Food Court

The Food Court is one of the older locations in NLACakaNM (released on May 27th). The primary function of the food court is to remove exhaustion from players (originally done in the Casino with ) by ordering food and drinks. Each food/drink has certain prices and certain amounts of exhaustion removal. This can also be done in the Speakeasy, Red Mobster Seafood, and The Smoker's Cough. A new feature was added that makes food/drinks scale down in exhaustion removal as the player gets to a higher level.

After the Stock Exchange update in season 3, food prices fluctuate with stock value based on franchise.

( Note) After Slime coin deflation, Slime is now used to buy food from stores.

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The best (and only) place to get a bite to eat in NLACakaNM.

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A large, brightly-lit area with tiled walls and floors, lined on all sides with Yum! Brand food vendors, surrounding the city's prized MTN DEW Fountain. The place is completely dead.

Exits into Krak Bay.

Food/Drinks Served
(Note: After Slime coin deflation, Slime is now used to buy items from stores. Because of the FoodCourt's fluctuated prices, SC will be used to show relative cost between items.)

Pizza Hut
Pizza
 * Cost: 12 SlimeCoin
 * Order Text: You slam 12 SlimeCoin down at the Pizza Hut for a slice of pizza. You grab a hot slice of that cheesy pie! Radical!!
 * Inspect Text: A supposedly hot slice of cheese pizza. Some of it’s pre-grated cheese hasn't fully melted yet, and it’s crust is hard and chewy. Reality is a cruel mistress.

Pepperoni
 * Cost: 13 SlimeCoin
 * Order Text: You slam 13 SlimeCoin down at the Pizza Hut for a slice of pepperoni pizza. You chomp into the spicy sausage slice, bro! Cowabunga!!
 * Inspect Text: An apparently appetizing slice of pepperoni pizza. Its' crust is limp and soggy from the excess grease it's slathered in, which is about the only thing you can taste on it as well.

Meatlovers
 * Cost: 17 SlimeCoin
 * Order Text: You slam 17 SlimeCoin down at the Pizza Hut for a slice of Meat Lover's pizza. You scarf down a meaty slice! You're sickened and nauseated by the sheer volume of animal fat you're ingesting! Tubular!!
 * Inspect Text: A thoroughly revolting slice Meat Lover's® pizza. You like meat, but you aren't sure if you're ready to love again.

Wings
 * Cost: 19 SlimeCoin
 * Order Text: You slam 19 SlimeCoin down at the Pizza Hut for a buffalo wings. Aw yeah! Your mouth burns with passion!! Your lips are in agony!! You've never felt so alive!!!
 * Inspect Text: Alright, some quick backstory: https://youtu.be/lqAh0jJTqvo

WhackCalzone
 * Hunger Recovery: 500
 * Cost: 50 SlimeCoin

Taco Bell
Taco
 * Cost: 11 SlimeCoin
 * Order Text: You slam 11 SlimeCoin down at the Taco Bell for a soft taco. It's a taco. Pretty good, you guess. But it's missing something... a blast of flavor perhaps?
 * Inspect Text: A limp, pitiful soft shell taco. Mirroring its own weak exterior, it is the perfect food for weak-willed men without the strong moral character needed to tame the wild, wicked blast of flavor in more iconic Taco Bell tacos.

Nacho Cheese Taco
 * Cost: 13 SlimeCoin
 * Order Text: You slam 13 SlimeCoin down at the Taco Bell for a Nacho Cheese taco. You slam your filthy mouth into a cheesy blast of nacho flavor!! YEEAAAHHHH!!!
 * Inspect Text: This flavor…!! It’s an explosion of artificial cheese flavors and shrapnel sized bits of soggy shell that vaguely reminds you of world-famous Nacho Cheese Doritos!!

Cool Ranch Taco
 * Cost: 13 SlimeCoin
 * Order Text: You slam 13 SlimeCoin down at the Taco Bell for a Cool Ranch taco. You crash your teeth into an explosion of cool ranch taco flavor!! YEEAAAHHHH!!!
 * Inspect Text: This flavor…?? It’s a mushy mess of poorly seasoned mystery meat and pre-grated cheese powdered in preservatives trapped in a miserable shell that unfortunately reminds you of Doritos’ other flavor that isn't Nacho Cheese.

Quesarito
 * Cost: 15 SlimeCoin
 * Order Text: You slam 15 SlimeCoin down at the Taco Bell for a chicken quesarito. It's a burrito, or something. It's got cheese in it. Whatever. You eat it and embrace nothingness.
 * Inspect Text: This travesty reminds you of your favorite My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic character Fluttershy for reasons you can't quite remember and that are pushed out of your mind from embarrassment before you can remember which analysis video you learned the joke from.

SteakVolcanoQuesoMachoRito
 * Cost: 29 SlimeCoin
 * Order Text: You slam 29 SlimeCoin down at the Taco Bell for a SteakVolcanoQuesoMachoRito. It's a big fucking mess of meat, vegetables, tortilla, cheese, and whatever else happened to be around. You gobble it down greedily!!
 * Inspect Text: This pound of greasy, soggy, and flavorless artificially flavored fast food just broke through the damp, leaking paper bag you doubled wrapped it in. Guess you're going to have to eat it off the floor.

KFC
Coleslaw
 * Cost: 12 SlimeCoin
 * Order Text: You slam 12 SlimeCoin down at the KFC for a tub of coleslaw. It's a cup of some gross white cabbage swimming in watery mayo. Why the fuck would you order this?
 * Inspect Text: This side is so horrific you might just start seeing dead people if you eat it.

Biscuit n' Gravy
 * Cost: 10 SlimeCoin
 * Order Text: You slam 10 SlimeCoin down at the KFC for a biscuit with a side of gravy. You get a biscuit and a small bucket of brown gravy. You dip the biscuit, scarf it down, then chug the gravy. burp.
 * Inspect Text: A cold biscuit that could break the glass if you threw it at a window and scalding hot gravy that they let burn away the filth and grime in their pots so they don't have to clean them.

Chicken Bucket
 * Cost: 10 SlimeCoin
 * Order Text: You slam 32 SlimeCoin down at the KFC for an 8-piece fried chicken bucket. You feast on hot, crispy, dripping white meat. Your fingers and tongue are scalded and you don't give a shit.
 * Inspect Text: Children are starving in Africa and you order a bucket of fried chicken just for yourself. Well, to be honest, I don't even think the starving African children would touch KFC.

Famous Bowl
 * Cost: 16 SlimeCoin
 * Order Text: You slam 16 SlimeCoin down at the KFC for a Famous Mashed Potato Bowl. You scarf down a shitty plastic bowl full of jumbled-up bullshit. It really hits the spot!
 * Inspect Text: It’s just not a meal unless it’s a potato-based meal with a calorie count in the six digits.

Barbecue Sauce
 * Cost: 0 SlimeCoin
 * Order Text: You slam 0 SlimeCoin down at the KFC for a packet of BBQ Sauce. You discard what's left of your dignity and purchase a packet of barbeque sauce to slurp down.
 * Inspect Text: You're not alone. Confidential help is available for free. Call the suicide hotline if you're having thoughts of eating this.

Mountain Dew Fountain
Mountain Dew
 * Cost: 9 SlimeCoin
 * Order Text: You slam 9 SlimeCoin down at the Mtn Dew Fountain for a Mtn Dew. You fill your jumbo fountain drink vessel with vivid green swill and gulp it down.
 * Inspect Text: Ah, a nice cold brew resembling a mix between battery acid and artificial various citrus flavorings. Sick!!

Bajablast
 * Cost: 9 SlimeCoin
 * Order Text: You slam 9 SlimeCoin down at the Mtn Dew Fountain for a Mtn Dew Baja Blast. You fill your jumbo fountain drink vessel with light bluish swill and gulp it down.
 * Inspect Text: Ah, a nice cold brew resembling a mix between battery acid and artificial lime flavoring. Cool!!

Codered
 * Cost: 9 SlimeCoin
 * Order Text: You slam 9 SlimeCoin down at the Mtn Dew Fountain for a Mtn Dew Code Red. You fill your jumbo fountain drink vessel with red swill and gulp it down.
 * Inspect Text: Ah, a nice cold brew resembling a mix between battery acid and artificial cherry flavoring. Sweet!!

Pitchblack
 * Cost: 9 SlimeCoin
 * Order Text: You slam 9 SlimeCoin down at the Mtn Dew Fountain for a Mtn Dew Pitch Black. You fill your jumbo fountain drink vessel with dark purple swill and gulp it down.
 * Inspect Text: Ah, a nice cold brew resembling a mix between battery acid and artificial grape flavoring. Gnarly!!

Whiteout
 * Cost: 9 SlimeCoin
 * Order Text: You slam 9 SlimeCoin down at the Mtn Dew Fountain for a Mtn Dew White-Out. You fill your jumbo fountain drink vessel with pale cloudy swill and gulp it down.
 * Inspect Text: Ah, a nice cold brew resembling a mix between battery acid and artificial lemon flavoring. Bodacious!!

Livewire
 * Cost: 9 SlimeCoin
 * Order Text: You slam 9 SlimeCoin down at the Mtn Dew Fountain for a Mtn Dew Livewire. You fill your jumbo fountain drink vessel with orange swill and gulp it down.
 * Inspect Text: Ah, a nice cold brew resembling a mix between battery acid and artificial orange flavoring. Tubular!!

Trivia

 * Due to a glitch, players were able to order food for others who were in any location on the map. This may have been temporarily game-breaking but it gave birth to the coveted pizza delivery boys, notable ones being K1P, MagicksRampage, Revolver Dot, and Hatkid9. This glitch was eventually fixed and the pizza delivery ended, they are still remembered fondly to this day.
 * When showing off the new food court feature both Kingpins attempted to buy something but were unable to due to having all their slimecoin withdrawn, thoroughly embarrassing themselves. This was quickly rectified by giving Kingpins the ability to order anything for free.