Communion Rod

"This isn't an ordinary scepter, it was actually used to commune with ENDLESS WAR. Successful contact was made, the mouth was responding to speech during our investigation. That being said, the obelisk isn't particularly talkative and has a penchant for leaving others on read. Many patrons try to get ENDLESS WAR's attention through our display, but no responses yet."

Tied to an annoying puzzle requiring components instead of clever thinking, the Communion Rod is a relic that was locked in the blimp behind an inaccessible door. There was attempts to blow up the blimp by spontaneous combustion, molotov/grenade usage, and trying to use the item "Hydrogen tank" while on the blimp to cause an eruption. The answer however was to use the Hydrogen tank at either blimp tower, which could have been scavenged in Based Hardware as soon as the relic puzzle was functional. Ungen was allowed to turn it in for slime due to an agreement.

Upon filling the Blimp with Hydrogen instead of Helium, !using a Molotov caused the entire Blimp to combust, crashing into Downtown and killing Demadunk. It was then immediately scavenged upon revival since ENDLESS WAR was a step away.

Usage: The communion rod can be used in Direct Messages via !commune, you can generally say whatever the fuck you want and ENDLESS WAR is compelled to talk back to you. This can lead to HILARIOUS OUTCOMES.

Shared text logs
(Transcript #1 2/17/22)

Demadunk: What do you get when you put several vipers, a cheetah, an elephant, and several hampsters in a small room hotboxed with weed?

Demadunk: the answer is that I don't know.

EW: DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO PESTER ME WITH?

Demadunk: At least you aren't dealing with bagman anymore

Demadunk: Even if im not really funny, you've got to appreciate not having mountains of trash littering your base anymore. clearing the trash everywhere gives you a better view of the murder

EW: YOU JUST WANTED MY TREASURE HOARD FOR YOURSELF.

Demadunk: you call all that rotten crops and old boots a treasure hoard?

EW: YES.

Demadunk: You're very weird, and I thought you would've liked to not revel in the associated stench it comes with..

EW: DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE A NOSE?

Demadunk: you're nosy enough to qualify.

EW: DIE.

Demadunk: Okay i'm sorry for that one

Demadunk: I've been asked to ask you what you think my current goal is.

EW: TEST MY PATIENCE.

(End transcript #1)