Orgruddon

Orgruddon is the most funniest staydead in all of NLACakaNM, like holy shoot, so drue?? oh my flip, so hilarious.

"kbro dont make me rollback your page" ~Luca

“Sorry I dislike org, Dakat better staydead” ~ kbro

"Don't you dare speak to Sir prince Kbro, He'll have you rotting In briefcase at the bottom of the Thames by tomorrow. This is general life advice, don't fuck with royalty. Any talk against sir kbro will not go unanswered, you'll disappear by sunrise. Thank prince Kbro for allowing you the privilege of living in his world and using all the bountiful resources his lands offer. Rumours have it that no normal being can comprehend kbro's wealth and power. Lastly, make sure every time you speak to Kbro, you stand in line and show the utmost respects to a man of his royalty deserves." ~farafrog

sorry org but i stole a block of emeralds from your chest and that was only just the most recent thing i stole from your chest - bb

“Don’t return the emeralds” ~kbro

"fuck tbe monarchy" ~Luca

“Feck off you fake Scottish fuck, true Scott’s like monarchy and they drink alcohol instead of monster” ~kbro

"I will reiterate myself, you are on thin ice, dear misguided subject of Sir Prince Kbro. Not only is your heresy already securing your disappearance, you spelt "the" wrong, as "tbe", in the godly presence of Sir Kbro this is a foolish thing to do: Your Family? Gone. Your Friends? Gone. Everyone you have ever made contact with? Gone. I am cowering in fear and shaking just imagining Kbro's wrath, may he have mercy on you." ~farafrog

"oh my god i care so much" ~Luca

“Apathy? Man that’s where my generosity starts to run thin lol” ~ kbro

(Also Luca! I hope you are taking these for what they are… a joke) (is fine, no hard feelings <3) luca you stupid fat oaf i hate you im gonna pour drain cleaner in your carpet tomorrow ~ kbro

“BB you suck at forging dialogue, you forgot the “” “ ~kbro