Ceremonial Warpipe

"There are several contradictions to this warpipe that we're still trying to work out. There are signs of elaborate craftsmanship and a very durable bone construction, but it hasn't been cleaned for longer than most of us have been alive. There are signs that the pipe used to be covered in ceremonial engravings, but now it's smooth as a waxed bum, even though wear and tear should've affected the pipe more evenly. Finally, if you cover this little hole near the mouthpiece and inhale, an oddly low warhorn drone comes out of it. It defies all known laws of acoustics and common decency when smoking."

These strange pipes were originally found in Shangri-Larceny. The Curator hijacked an art contest to mutter a strange chant, driving a group of gangsters to rush to Maimridge and attempt to reproduce the utterance as a text command. After multiple tries involving Prince Annihilation, Loom and MischiefNight, among other gangsters, it was Mischief who managed to solve it and get the warpipes. This caused a huge group of Rowdies to become wanted and storm the mountains, successfully wrestling control of the relic from Mischief's cold dead hands. The !donation at museum was barely stopped by Ungen bringing up a pre-existing deal with Demadunk where both would hunt relics together and split them 50/50.

Usage: The warpipes can be !loaded with various Food items through the use of the !loadpipe command. Once you're content with the contents of the pipe, you can !smoke it to begin smoking your comically oversized blunt for hilarity.