Aristotlepenguin

Current lead developer of Endless War.

Backstory
Aristotlepenguin was born in the nation of North Korea to the Japanese celebrity Waluigi Mario and local supreme leader Kim Jong Un. Originally called 김정철 (pronounced Kim Jong Cheul), he was slated to be the rightful heir to the dystopian country. However, after a tumultuous divorce, Waluigi was given custody and the recently exiled parent-and-child were moved back to Japan. In order to mask his identity from assassins and politically charged school bullies, Aristotle changed his name to two random things that happened to be featured on Wikipedia that day.

The name stuck, and Aristotle lived in peace for a while. However, he eventually sought to take back his claim to the throne. To do so, he decided he would assemble a fully functional nuclear-grade ICBM and deliver it directly to Un. In his mind, giving the country the status of nuclear power would warm his dad back up to him, and he would willingly take back custody.

Progress actually was relatively successful, since Kim Jong Un was obligated to pay a hefty percentage of the national treasury as child support, which Aristotle used to build several warhead attempts. However, he lacked inspiration. Eventually, after finding out about the nuclear meltdown in NLACakaNM, he took several English language classes and flew down to the city, nuke on a stick in hand. Little did he know the greatest treasure of all would be friendship.

S.L.A.N.D.E.R.
Yes indeed, friendship was a perfectly exploitable revenue stream. By lampooning everyone he ever met and writing it down, Aristotle was able to make a hefty profit through newspaper sales. He hoped someday to overtake the leading paper The Slime Times, which, in its own way, might be just the fame booster he needed to fall into his dad's good graces again. We shall see.

S.L.A.N.D.E.R. Discord https://discord.gg/ThgvNgR

Other Achievements

 * Winner of the Killing God With your Lungs Contest
 * Posted the entirety of A Tale Of Two Cities in !mine messages, line by line
 * Consistent player in early/mid Season 2, and a common leaderboard person
 * Also wrote miscellaneous song parodies, contest entries, and fanfictions, and coded a stock-based game.