Land

General Information
Ahhhh Land. this fuckin' dork. I love the guy, he's one of the most reliable Rowdys fuckin' period. and while he may be lacking a bit in social graces, and yeah he's definitely not the most interesting guy in the world, I think that works in his favor. This fuckin guy? i can never tell what he's fuckin thinkin. he's either dumb or his minds a steel trap, impenetrable from anyone or anything, this guy is something. Land excels in gameplay, as of writing I'd say he's probably one of the best rowdys in terms of the game. He uses his solid understanding to bully the shiy out of those fuckin' tightwad nerd ass dork mother fuckin purple raisin lookin ass' killers.

 If there is an event going on in the Rowdys after mid-Season 3, you can bet either Goose or Land had a hand (rather, a feather or collection of rocks vaguely resembling a hand) in either its organisation or execution. Everything from Rowdy Brick Night to the most poggers of assassinations and pink map moments, he was there. Gameplay goon, coolest guy in the room.

Appearance
Land is literally two mother fuckers in one package. He's like this cute little goose, and this big fuckin' massive walking fucking Alcatraz island motherfucker, a mass of well, Land. I'm not really sure of the relation ship between the two but I'm kinda thinkin' like its like that stupid fucking bird and the robot from overwatch, but green and slimy so its automatically 13 million times better.

 Goose is a goose with a red fez and a pair of badass nunchuks, occasionally riding atop Land, a sentient golem made of several different minerals. Legend says there's chatoyanite in them hills. (todo add a bit about Frank here)