Cursed Colonel Sanders Statue

"We wasted a lot of money carbon dating this barnacle-ridden life-size bust, and it turns out it's from 2006. The structure is made from a coarse concrete, and is perhaps newfound proof that the art of hexes or curses isn't actually lost to the years. The curse taints any KFC fried chicken ordered in close contact with it. We hypothesize the statue needs to see the KFC order take place in order to taint the chicken, as it holds umbrage specifically for that brand. Unlike most similar relics, the curse was applied several years after the statue's construction, when a scar-like chunk was knocked out of the Colonel's eye."

Notable Events

 * Found by Loom on the ground in an unknown district, she then tossed it and left it on the ground for 3 days in order to "play the long game". At Zugerujk's distressed request it was retrieved and donated.
 * Loom traded it to Ungen for one of his souls.
 * Used by Ungen to litter the city with poison insta-kill food items.
 * Traded back by MischiefNight, and promptly recycled.