Rowdys

The Rowdys are one of the two major factions participating in gang violence. They are led by their brave Kingpin Munchy and reside in the Rowdy Roughhouse which, unlike its name suggests, is not just a single house but a district of NLACakaNM

= Notable Rowdys =

Ringleaders
The Ringleaders are the most recent form of rowdy leadership after Munchy's departure from NLACakaNM, they are chosen from a list of candidates via voting by all the rowdys, the three most voted being the ones that gain the role. It isn't clear if the role is permanent or not due to its recent implementation, but it seems more likely that it becomes a rotative job.

Modern Ringleaders

 * Bagman
 * bcat Snouse gang
 * Prince Annihilation Comic artist and badass demon

Past Ringleaders

 * Liam was the most voted candidate in the first Ringleader election, but was too rowdy for the job and decided to leave that position.

Consorts
The Consorts were the highest-ranking members of the Rowdys other than the Rowdy Fucker before the creation of their sucessors, the Ringleaders. They were specially appointed by Munchy himself and served as his most trusted allies.

The current Consorts are:
 * Kanny, woman of many currencies and few words, at times a vagabond and others a princess
 * DoopedyShmoople, a weird, wacky, warped being made from Munchy's "biological material"
 * Paradox Crocs, holder of the all powerful BIG IRON, and head of the NLACakaNM Board of Urban Development
 * nnoby, horrible horrible creature with affinity for the fine arts. very pointy
 * Sixten, keeps shit real day in day out with his beats that could make anybody weak due to their utterly cruel and diseased nature
 * Juan The Alligator, a badass illustrator and an alligator
 * Pink Whale, the Loose Cannon of Labor, a long time Rowdy and icon of civil unrest and general reckless discord
 * Niboe, real fucking DORK, and also sexual degenerate
 * Lateralyst, Tycoon of Transportation, author of the travel time glitch, programmer of Endless War, and modern day Kaiser
 * Seani, influential Rowdy, and overall historical chapter unto himself
 * RoboDobot, alcoholic CRT, who lives in Shrodinger's South American Country
 * Fat Yoshi, the most obese version of Vince McMahon that ever lived
 * No one. (see traitor #2)
 * KOFF, the best staydead. He's drunk about 80% of the time
 * Kabrakhon, gets as much puss as Ghengis Khan, but it's all fictional Slimegirl puss
 * King Kripple, has the avatar unpredictability of a shinobi, but way rowdier than Naruto


 * sweet mouse, a former killer and pint sized lyrical virtuoso
 * Milly, Alien scribble and deity of fish
 * Ethan Strauberry, Accomplice of the Rowdy Fucker and retriever of arms
 * MeatyLearner, known for both coding the game and dominating it too
 * AristotlePenguin, king of character assassination. Too bad he can't kill for shit in Endless War. Sole Owner of S.L.A.N.D.E.R.
 * Omnitaneous, a one-horned, one-eyed, flyin' purple people eater. Vice Captain of the Fire Commandos
 * Sceptrai, if only his culture shocked alien brain could understand how much ad revenue KFC owes him
 * Kibun, a Rowdy Robot boi that likes Soda and getting Rowdy. Good at drawing
 * forkes, the most prolific contributor to the booru and unsung hero in general
 * Shadok, a French wax creature known for making a lot of high-quality drawings very quickly. Advocates for pacifism
 * Callum, a real M@head and SlimeCorp shill. Brother of Happy. He also bakes a lot
 * Prism, the leader of the Slimermaid Cult
 * Ackro, a furry commanding the power of an epic anime katana and her mysterious slimeoid, "My Fursona"
 * Ysage, A Waddle Dee born to carry on the Rowdy Legacy, a True Hero and part of the first Realest Rowdys
 * Deradi, sick wicked quiet map capper & fish collector
 * Goose, terrorist attack organizer and gameplay god
 * Demadunk Mr. Jan Itor, homicide and hugging N4

Other Rowdys

 * Anifred, perpetual runt and chronic traitor, will never ascend to real rowdyhood, regardless of how much he begs for it


 * Chagarumagala, former Top Killer who enlisted Rowdy after Ben let DPico back in to the server that one time. Sickeningly radical


 * Cleffa


 * Craptain RCeizure, a shanty-singin', sword-swingin', and Slime Sea sailing captain second only Albert Alexander himself (boat not included)


 * Doctor Plague, The greatest japester and joker of all time, truly a god tier funny man


 * Epic, a controversial figure known for gameplay belligerence and contest prolificness


 * Fiel, yet another mysterious friend from Munchy's past


 * Gaboo, a blue bird who's always lurking Neo Milwaukee. Furry in-denial. Killed Munchy one time


 * Hailix, a new boy looking for friends with delusions of grandeur.


 * Igonis Fashionista by day, Assassin by night! Friendly Artist & Lover of shekels.


 * Lavender


 * LS !?


 * Meronpan PCP minecraft admin


 * MischiefNight The one true Based One


 * Notchine, a really talkative 3tard who makes funny slimeoids


 * NotoriousRevolutionaryTommyJ, a 2oomer, a historical figure, loud and proud NLACakaNMian


 * OOF!!, holder of the world's most potent gimmick


 * Orca, founder of GooGirls


 * Olive/Kelmei, a writer known for The Oliverse, goonery, and purple jacket


 * practicalPupa, a Beedrill whos 'bout drill some Rowdy fuckin' propaganda straight into your goddamn brain. AKA Mad Murphy, Disorderly Dylan, and Rambunctious Ralf


 * Red Man, he will get blood. Comic Meme sensation


 * Red5rainbow, No legs havin', Rayman/Digimon lookin', weird animal thing.


 * Revolver Dot, a cat wearin' a hat, Pizza boy extraordinaire


 * Rustly L, a flightless pegasus girl who stays gold no matter what.


 * Smragnol, Sick wicked cool cat kid.


 * Sly Bones, one of the Fire Commandos, former bro/mentor of Randva


 * SpidyJuice, Rowdy-aligned crazy slimeling who doesn't like MMOs and so is homeless and very angry


 * Turstworthy, nigh unstoppable beast of a Rowdy with strange ties to Munchy. Though he is oft to vanish, when he arrives the Rowdies thrive


 * Tyo, once a jolly clown with a belly full of jelly, he is now a hard boiled, duster wearin', certified badass. Leader of the Hunger Strike


 * Zombiepaper

Traitors and Deserters

 * Randva, a muscle bond discord logo with a pension for image editing and hard core memeing


 * Frog, Negaslime killing, Endless Rock finding, generally hoppity dude. Currently a Killer after a botched plan to defeat SlimeCorp


 * dev-iated, a strange cat form lands unknown, really likes/wants KFC. Relations to Sceptrai? Enlisted Killers because "it just feels right"


 * M@, Former Commander of Conquest, bigger than the American average, currently part of Slimecorp's Security Force