Pumice

"This is an Endless Rock, one that's mutated quite a bit from its original form. With all the radiation in NLACakaNM, it's shocking we didn't find one of these variants sooner. It may not look the same, but it's still a powerful stimulant to beings like ENDLESS WAR. One was even used to revive the monolith from death several years ago."

Found by Demadunk, then Farafrog by !scavenging for it at Summit involving a shenanigan involving bug reporting and excessive complaining.

Usage: Like any Endless Rock-type relic, Pumice can be !used in front of Endless War to cause a city-wide effect for a week or so, then collecting feedback at the end of that period to decide if the effect should stay as a game feature. Pumice's effect caused any gangster with over 7 million slime to rapidly decay, leading to a smaller slime meta, as going past the limit quickly became impractical. The 'mega-decay' was latter added to the game proper, but the limit was raised to 8.5 million.