Season 2

This article is not necessarily outdated but is made completely irrelevant by the existence of the much more comprehensive Timeline. Read that instead.

While Season 1 of the Endless War took place before the Negaslimepocalypse, 'Season 2' refers to the part that came after, starting on July 21st with the reopening of the GANG VIOLENCE section of the server after about 40 days of harrowing nothingness.

Players who joined the game during season 2 are known as 2oomers.

City Layout and !goto System
Previously, the gang violence locations (i.e. channels) were all accessible the way normal Discord channels are, by just clicking on their name in the list of channels. In Season 2, however, the channels are only accessible by typing the !goto [location] command and then waiting for between 5 seconds and several minutes to arrive at the destination.



Additionally, many new locations have been added, in fact, all of the ones seen on this map except for Rowdy Roughhouse, Cop Killtown and Downtown NLACakaNM are either new or renamed versions of old locations. There may also be locations that were removed, however it is currently unknown if they have just been renamed. Not seen on this map are various locations that are either a part of a district (such as the NLAC University being part of [NLACakaNM|Gatlingsdale]) or are in difficult to confine locations, such as The Sewers.

For more information on the individual districts and the city's layout, visit the page for NLACakaNM (which doesn't exist yet i guess).

The Negaslime Rises
Before the Negaslime was vanquished, it first decided to scooch out from the mines it was inconveniently lodged inside. Taking full advantage of this opportunity, miners from all around came in to scavenge nothing in particular. Rumors of Endless Rocks in the mines circulated at one point, but those were probably just spread to make us hamsters keep running round in our pudgy amusing fashion.

Fighting the Negaslime
Once slime began to flow through the mines, people immediately began to use it. Besides the obvious thrill of killing one another, there was a Negaslime to contend with. One with a shit eating grin on its "face". So we did that. Negaslime died. Frog got all the credit.

The Sparring Arms Race
There were a fuckton of new mechanics that changed the game in dramatic ways. People found out that camping in the dojo and sparring was the optimal way to get slime. By having a third party at the Food Court feed players in the dojo, Rowdies and Killers could basically stay there forever and accrue as much slime as they wanted. As a result, next to nobody ever left. "The Food Bois", aka the food court dwellers that did the feeding, gained a legendary status.

To pass the time for these 10 minute intervals that defined RFCK, people started resorting to strange tactics. Spreadsheets listing each player's slime count were updated constantly. People developed AutoHotkey bots that sparred and delivered pizza automatically. Everyone contracted diabetes probably. But eventually, this needed to stop. Enter the patch.

The Siege at South Sleezeborough
The Rowdies, who had recently lost some slime to Hale killing Robodobot, were prepared to take back their glory. Knowing the patch was coming, they set up a planned blockade outside the dojo to kill anyone trying to get food. Unfortunately, the Killers responded by doing absolutely nothing. This classic laziness happened to be the perfect countermeasure. Thanks to the Rowdies going to sleep, and some unfortunate miscommunications, Hale passed into the food court, then picked off the three rowdies still in South Sleezeborough. The following morning, OOF!!, Paradox Crocs, and Pink Whale were all taken down by Hale. This lead to the era known as Hale's Occupation.

Rowdy Decline
Due to the new patch making slime acquisition more dangerous, both Rowdys and Killers had to rely on the slime they already had. Since the Killers had an advantage, in slime counts, they were able to prosper for quite a while. Hale eventually took out some of the smaller players, like aristotlepenguin, and others, like Rowdy Soda and kinsale, began to play the game much less. In Season 1, perhaps this could have been fought off using garrote wires. However, because they were nerfed, the Rowdys were left with no means to fight back and tanked morale.

Dojo Nerf and Rowdy Recovery
The turning point began when yet another patch was released, this one removing dojo slimegain entirely. From this point, everyone would rely on the mines. This came with advantages and disadvantages for both sides. The Rowdys wouldn't be able to escape the mines to avoid Killer detection anymore, but their superior numbers would allow them to catch up to the Killers in some tangible way.

Mining parties were established, designated times when Rowdies would mine together. They were pretty cash, bro.

The 100 Kill Woman
While this was going on, Hale was getting busy. Unlike other Killers, who would rather hold on to their precious slime, Hale wanted to get the highest killcount possible. This was mostly done by taking out small targets, but plenty of other more important rowdies were caught in the inferno. Eventually, Hale reached 100 kills, an unprecedented feat for anyone at the time. However, their reign would soon come to an end.

The Patch
The Rowdies were at this point in the prime of their activity. It looked like taking down Hale was a serious possibility now, and people were coordinating daily mining parties. At this point, slime was reworked though another patch. It inflated the numbers so high that it could be called a soft reset. The active killers were down to about 3, while the Rowdies were huge, and mining like madmen. Eventually, through some SEAL Team 6-like coordination, they got rid of Hale, MagicksRampage, and eventually Sweet Mouse and Evange_. Within a day, Rowdies overtook the leaderboards, when it was just the opposite the day before.

Day of Betrayal
There once was a rowdy named nnoby Who ended up getting real lonely He killed all his friends For benevolent ends And later Cobain'd, the damn phony (He betrayed the Rowdies after teamkilling big players, motivated the Killers, and balanced the game somewhat.)

The Cathedral Burns
For a hefty sum of slimecoin (and probably for fun), Evange provided Munchy access to the inner sanctum of St. Ben's Cathedral. Within minutes, Rowdies flooded into the once-secret halls of the Killers, seizing control and eventually destroying the last safe place for the Cop Killer's faithful army. The Killers briefly suffered a homeless stint, huddling around a single burning trash can for warmth. Eventually the Cathedral was rebuilt with duct tape and a prayer, but the shame that The Rowdy Fucker and his band of delinquents had inflicted upon its sacred walls would never be forgotten. But none of this matters because it was just an APRIL FOOLS DAY PRANK, MY DUDE! WASN'T IT SO FUNNY?