The 'Tard Hunt

The Tard Hunt was a trap orchestrated by Pink Whale and Ackro to put fellow Rowdys and local retard Randva in his place.



The Attack
When she noticed Randva had mined a Megaslime, Ackro discovered the fool was planning on creating a 7ft Slimeoid and offered an escort to the lab. While hesitant at first, Ackro gained his trust by assuring him that "The birth of slimeoids was sacred", and should be protected at all cost. Meeting up with Pink Whale at the Rowdy Roughhouse, the party head off to the lab. But as they step into Downtown, the young Rowdy was betrayed, ferociously ass-fucked while his assailants yell "You're a retard, and i hate retards more than i hate mad agents!".