Petrified Slab

"When translated from its original text, it appears to say "!piss". Perhaps it sounds crass, but its implications are staggering! If people were using text commands when this temple was built, that would mean ENDLESS WAR was active back then. This confirms the theory of a dormancy period, one that probably started about 2600 years ago."

Discovered at Shangri-Larceny by !mining the temple's wall several times until it eventually yielded, revealing the relic.