TRANSCRIPT SERVER SLIMECORP

From the Board of Directors Discord Server
[10:30 PM] N3: This category is the big one. It will be used for posting all information and updates related to the construction of the quarry and the subsequent containment of the beast. N13, your progress regarding the site’s physical construction should be posted here as soon as possible. N6, your research findings should be posted here as well. This is perhaps the most critical branch of our current operations. Do not let us down.

N3 pinned a message to this channel. See all the pins. Yesterday at 10:32 PM

[10:33 PM] N6: Hmmm, I’ll think about it.

[10:34 PM] N13: Naturally. N3, it is an unparalleled honor to work with such a right, honorable woman such as yourself. I cannot overstate my reverence in your august presence.

[10:35 PM] N3: Oh, you charmer.~

[10:36 PM] N6: Gross.

[10:36 PM] N13: Hello N6, you’re as annoyingly acerbic as always.

[10:37 PM] N6: Bite me.

[10:37 PM] N6: In any case, now’s a good a time as any to paste the wall of text I’ve prepared for the launch of this server.

[10:41 PM] N13: Well I’ll be damned.

[10:41 PM] N3: Deleted. Please rewrite it using our previously discussed secretive codenames.

[10:42 PM] N13: Hey, now it looks like I was responding to nothing! I hate it when that happens.

[10:42 PM] N6: God, what does it matter? We’re hidden behind, like, a thousand different proxies, it’s fine.

[10:42 PM] N3: You can never be too safe when discussing matters of such grave importance.

[10:42 PM] N6: Okay, whatever. You’ll have to excuse me when it takes an hour to scrub all my messages free of vital context. I’m not used to talking exclusively in needlessly complicated cryptic bullshit.

[10:43 PM] N3: At least you’re trying.

[10:44 PM] N6: As I’ve researched [REDACTED], every new insight I gleaned has felt contradictory to my previous findings. It was though I was trying to cobble together a coherent canon from a loose, tangled web of stories written by a thousand different authors. I’ve seen evidence giving countless different, conflicting answers to everything from his origin, to his powers, to the question of his very sentience. One thing has been consistent throughout all of his depictions, however. One thing is absolutely certain.

[10:45 PM] N6: After analyzing various archaeological sites across the city, the evidence has become insurmountable. Our chosen site is, just as I predicted, perfect for our needs. The evidence is clear. He is consistently accompanied by images of our site, with descriptions of him almost exclusively referring to him in relation to the night.

[THIS ENTIRE PARAGRAPH HAS BEEN REDACTED, TOO MUCH CONTEXT LOL]

[10:45 PM] N6: Though the tangible details of my initial proposal have proven humorously off-base, my underlying logic was sound. He is not of this world. I suppose this is obvious, so I need not congratulate myself unnecessarily. Truly, I must thank the [REDACTED]. If it were not for its momentary tyranny, we would not have been forced to retreat to [REDACTED], and I would have never discovered what I did. I am 100% confident that if you mine exactly where I have instructed, we will find our [REDACTED].

[10:45 PM] N13: Much less compelling evidence this time around, gotta say.

[10:45 PM] N3: I would have appreciated our actual secretive codenames be used instead of the sarcastic [REDACTED]s.

[10:46 PM] N3: However.

[10:46 PM] N3: I simply cannot complain when faced with such fantastic news. Locating our prize is crucial to the completion of our project, and without you we would be lost without a map to guide us to that prize. I see that my faith in you was not misplaced, N6.

[10:48 PM] N6: Seeing you grateful is a rare sight, N3. I’ll cherish it while it lasts.

[10:49 PM] N3: If you are correct, SlimeCorp will be in your debt. No, not SlimeCorp, but all of New Los Angeles City aka Neo Milwaukee.

[10:49 PM] N13: So, I suppose we rally the troops then, eh? My men are ready to work as soon as we receive the 300,000,000 slime. The construction shouldn’t take more than 3-4 weeks. That should be more than enough time to get your poudrins.

[10:50 PM] N3: Indeed it should, but you can never tell with juveniles. Their interest waxes and wanes at the drop of a hat. One moment they’ll be shoveling heaps slime into your lap and the next the entire city will be practically asleep. I trust they will be playing with their new toys for at least another week or two from now.

[10:50 PM] N3: As for the slime, I have arranged N10 to deliver it personally to you. He will be leaving tomorrow morning.

[10:50 PM] N13: Excellent.

[10:50 PM] N6: I will be accompanying him.

[10:51 PM] N13: ...Why, exactly?

[10:51 PM] N3: Deleted.

[10:51 PM] N6: UGH.

[10:51 PM] N6: I should be there to guide the site’s very specific construction. If we do not follow my instructions to the letter, we may fail to retrieve our [REDACTED]. It has also just been far too long since I visited our site. It is still obscenely romantic to work there for me.

[10:52 PM] N13: You get used to it.

Enter Raid Party
[6:14 AM] coonrat1: !kill @N4

[6:15 AM] hoodlumhijinks: long time no see Ed

[6:15 AM] Miller:

[6:15 AM] N3: WHAT

[6:16 AM] N3: THE

[6:16 AM] N3: FUCK