Fishing



Fishing is a gameplay mechanic added by Milly during mid Season 3. For a long period of time, during which Mining became inefficient, it was the primary source of gaining Slime. Fishing rewards the player with a Fish, as well as a random amount of slime. They can be traded to Captain Albert Alexander at the Speakeasy in exchange for slime or items. Fishing can be done at one of the many Piers throughout NLACakaNM. Fishing can be done by performing the  command at one of the six piers; to reel in your catch, use   when the game tells you that you have a bite. If you don't reel in quick enough, the fish will escape your grasp. If you are enlisted and have the fishing rod equipped, you will have increased chances of reeling in a fish. For more information about fishing, refer to this | helpful video guide (credits to Milly#2705).

As an addendum to that video, note that fish can be taken to the labs in Brawlden, where they can be made more valuable in bartering by increasing their size with.

Bait
Doing !cast followed by the name of a food item uses it as bait and speeds up how long it will take to reel in a fish. If you use any old garbage (food which costs less than 1000 slime), you will guaranteed get a plebefish, be warned, which lowers the slime you get and gives low slime at Albert Alexander,,,,,,,,,,,pretty bad. Some specific food gives a chance at specific fish, while the rest don't affect the fish gotten at all. If you use masterbait, a literal food item, you will get fish instantly.

Mutations
Lucky Makes you get fish faster.

Davy Jone's Keister Guarantees you only get slime trades when bartering fish with Cpt Albert Alexander. Rejoice!

One Man's Junk It guarantees you get trash when bartering fish with Cpt Albert Alexander. Wonder why'd you'd want this....

Assault Flats Beach Pier
Fishing Type: Slime Saltwater

Aliases:
 * assaultflatsbeachpier
 * afbpier
 * afbp

A white, picturesque wooden pier stretching far out into the Slime Sea. This famous landmark is a common destination for robber barons on vacation, with a various roller coasters and rides occupying large parts of the pier. It’s really fucking lame, and you feel sick thinking about the astronomical slime the yuppies around you have obtained solely through inheritance. You vow to piss on the ferris wheel if you get the proper mutations.

Crookline Pier
Fishing Type: Slime Freshwater

Aliases:
 * crooklinepier
 * clpier
 * clp

A dark, modern pier stretching over a large lake on the outskirts of the district. Bait shops and other aquatic-based stores surround the water, with the occasional restaurant breaking up the monotony.

Jaywalker Plains Pier
Fishing Type: Slime Freshwater

Aliases:
 * jaywalkerplainpier
 * jppier
 * jpp

An old, sundrenched pier stretching over a lake overgrown with reeds and similar vegetation. It’s just one of the many natural beauties overlooked by the district’s perpetually twisted (a colloquialism for being drunk and high at the same time) population.

Juvie's Row Pier
Fishing Type: Slime Saltwater

Aliases:
 * juviesrowpier
 * jrpier
 * jrpr

One of many long, seedy wooden piers stretching out into the Slime Sea from the Juvie's Row wharf. A few fishermen and off-duty sailors from nearby Vagrant's Corner all fish and get drunk around you, singing jaunty tunes and cursing loudly. A few fights break out seemingly just for fun. This is your kinda place!

Slime's End Pier
Fishing Type: Slime Saltwater

Aliases:
 * slimesendpier
 * sepier
 * sep

A lonesome pier at the very end of the Slime’s End peninsula, stretching out into the Slime Sea. From here, you’re able to clearly make out Downtown in the distance, pumping light pollution into the normally polluted air. You’re itching to get back there and punch some grandmas once you’re done wringing slime out of fish.

Slime Sea
Fishing Type: Slime Saltwater

Slime as far as the eye can see.

Toxington Pier
Fishing Type: Slime Freshwater

Aliases:
 * toxingtonpier
 * ttpier
 * ttp

A rickety, decaying pier stretching over a bubbling lake of molten slime. Use of your olfactory organs in any capacity is not recommended, the toxic fumes this district is known for originate here, from these lakes. But, there are some pretty sicknasty fuckin’ fishes down there, you bet.

Crest of the Crescent Moon
Fishing Type: Lunar

Aliases
 * crestofthemoon
 * crest
 * moonfishing
 * tipofthemoon
 * mooncrest
 * crescent

The tip of the crescent moon. From all the way out here, you can feel the lunar winds streaming into the ether. You can see a jetstream traveling towards earth, specifically the garish glowing-green spec NLACakaNM makes. Maybe you should try... fishing from here? Like the Dreamworks guy? Holy shit?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! IT'S FINALLY REAL, AFTER ALL THIS TIME. YOU CAN FUCKING MOON FISH. THE HIGHLY REQUESTED, MUCH-AWAITED FEATURE TO FUCKING FISH FROM THE MOON IS HERE, FOLKS. This is auditorium-worthy news. I wonder if... there's possibly a post there? I wonder.

RIP to LUNAR WAR, though. Gone but not forgotten. 😔🙏

Moon Fishing Fishing on The Moon has a few quirks compared to your traditional slime-based endeavors.
 * You can  in order to cast your line into a specific district in NLACakaNM
 * You can reel up players from districts to deposit them into The Crescent
 * You can  to cast a fellow fisherman from the Crescent into NLACakaNM