Turt

Turt is Pizza-chan's Slimeoid. They are always Happy when with their Master. They might not know what is happening but they are always smiling.

Turt is a good Turt :)

Hale's Turt Sex Fiend RP
Hale attempted to impersonate Turt and rape anything, and everything smaller than it, or slightly larger.



Classic Hale Turt Quotes

 * "Everyday is Sex Day"
 * "I'll fuck you later default turtle"
 * "I'll stick my dick in you like 9/11"
 * "I love sex"
 * "Don't worry, I don't need consent"
 * ":]"
 * "My diet consists entirely of the N-word"

Classic Hale Quotes About Turt

 * "Oh no Turt turned retarded from all the cum"
 * "That's it, I'm raping Turt again"
 * "I won't rape Turt IF I get the intellectual rights to Cops as enemies"
 * "Turt is a freak"

Death and Rebirth of Turt
In order to save Turt from Hale's non stop ERP that was slowly starting to become reality in the hearts and minds of every slimeboi, Pizza-Chan dissolved Turt.

Luckily Hale managed to save Turt and he only lost a few feet of height, otherwise he was probably unaffected aside from the mental trauma.

Game Description
Turt, a 7-foot-tall Slimeoid. It has a body shape vaguely reminiscent of a quadruped. Its face is that of a vicious beast. It walks on legs. It can slam its body into its foes with tremendous force. It is covered in scales. It can generate harmful frequencies with its brainwaves. It is enthusiastic about almost everything. Its vibrant pink hue imbues the Slimeoid with an uncontrollable lust for destruction. You will often see it flailing about happily, before knocking down a mailbox or kicking some adult in the shin. It has a decent amount of moxie, loads of grit, and almost no chutzpah.

Owner kill/death Quotes
When Master kills someone : Turt gives a bestial woop of excitement for your victory!

When Master dies : Turt gives a wail of grief at its master's death, streaking away from the scene.