The Moon

""I am tired of NLACakaNM. These gangsters. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their wars.""

- Sol Chevalsky

Channel Description
The moon. Pretty self-explanatory. It's permanently shaped like a crescent due to a quirky mishap.

!Look Message
Hey wait, you're on the moon. How are you able to breathe? Well never mind that. You're doing it and that's what counts. There's a pretty sizable chunk taken out of it ever since N1 went and exploded. If only you could fish here, then you'd be able to fulfill your lifelong dream of imitating the guy from the Dreamworks logo. Whatever the case, there isn't anywhere else to go. !loop back or die, it's your decision.

Crest of the Crescent Moon
The tip of the crescent moon. From all the way out here, you can feel the lunar winds streaming into the ether. You can see a jetstream traveling towards earth, specifically the garish glowing-green spec NLACakaNM makes. Maybe you should try... fishing from here? Like the Dreamworks guy? Holy shit?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! IT'S FINALLY REAL, AFTER ALL THIS TIME. YOU CAN FUCKING MOON FISH. THE HIGHLY REQUESTED, MUCH-AWAITED FEATURE TO FUCKING FISH FROM THE MOON IS HERE, FOLKS. This is auditorium-worthy news. I wonder if... there's possibly a post there? I wonder.

RIP to LUNAR WAR, though. Gone but not forgotten. 😔🙏

Cool Shit To Know

 * Only accessible through a certain mutation in a certain liminal space, the moon is a favorite of many gangsters for its quiet serenity, fishing potential and just overall vibe.
 * The Moon's copped it's fair share of shit in NLACakaNM history
 * The Crest of the Crescent moon is home to Moon Fishing, thanks to Zug!
 * There's a guest book on the Crescent, make sure to sign it if you make your way up there!