Torrentfish

Fish Facts
Everyone who's anyone knows the tale of the Torrentfish. Long ago, when gang warfare was still a new concept, there lived a man named Robertson. He was a simple man, who desired few things in life, chief among them being good quality anime. Unfortunately he was but a humble Juvie, with nary a Slimecoin to his name. It was then that fate intervened. In his travels, Robertson had a fateful encounter with a particular fish. He was made an offer he couldn't refuse, and was granted the power of anime piracy. He took the name "Kyofu no Kaizoku 「ROBERTSON」", and began a crusade to never pay for anime again. His secret weapon in his quest was those mysterious fish he met so long ago, which he used to smuggle USB drives full of all manner of illegal MP4's, MKV's, and burnt CD's into NLACakaNM. These fish came to be known as Torrentfish by the people of the city. Of course, most people just torrented via the internet, y'know, like normal people, but there still exists a cabal of shady sewer-dwelling anime-folk that swear by the Torrentfish. Try catching one yourself, if you're lucky you'll get a high-quality full rip of Akira, with subtitles. Of course, if you're particularly unlucky, you'll end up with a 240p recording of the Chinese dub of Star Wars in theaters that's been dubbed over with a sound clip of Bill Clinton that's actually 12 viruses in a trenchcoat. But hey, it's an adventure!