TFAAAP

Pre-NLACakaNM
TFAAAP or Two Fucking A-holes Argue About Ponies is a podcast review show that doesn't exist. TFAAAP is more commonly referring to one of TFAAAP's members Enigma Shift.

A resident of Ponyville TFAAAP took the same public transportation as town clown, Phantom Horn. One day after one of Phantom Horns long ass rants about "unicorn power" PH asked to borrow 5 bits. With promises of being paid back the next day like an absolute chump TFAAAP obliged. This is the last known instance that the two ponies ever had contact with each other... Filled with rage TFAAAP trotted to the Standard abode that stood there the day prior, was no where to be seen. The only thing left was a toilet paper roll with a single hair of that bit sucker stuck to it.

For the next three years TFAAAP devoted every waking moment on the construction of an underground bunker on the outskirts of Ponyville. Here is where TFAAAP plotted to get his revenge on the devilish Phantom Horn using science technology and magic. During this period is when TFAAAP attempted to recreate Phantom Horns business TBBBAP. Unfortunately TFAAAP didn't have a brother or even a friend in this dimension as he was a weird recluse secluded to the edge of town. So on a whim he attempted to give a pack of corn dogs life in order to have a podcast partner. This gave life to the artificial corn dog based life form commonly known as BAAHUBILLY. Unfortunately for the fate of the TBBBAP replacement, TFAAAP, Shift has a poor work ethic and BAAHUBILLY got a real job at the local deli to buy anime figurines with large tits.

After a lot of gay shit TFAAAP finally repurposed a tracking device intended to detect quantum anomalies. Using the retrieved hair TFAAAP pinned the location of Phantom Horns energy to a location known as Neo Las Angeles aka Neo Milwaukee. TFAAAP took a set of fourteen obsidian blocks and placed them in a four by five rectangle and lit it on fire. Out of the resulting portal came a small amount of green substance and TFAAAP stepped through.

Season One
TFAAAP arrived on the streets of NLA as a humble pony looking purely to have a small past debt paid. His feeble horse brain was not prepared for the most fukkin radical, addictive, and mind expanding sustenance that exists in the entire Omniverse, Slime. TFAAAP led by a small portable tracker wound up in an apartment complex. Inside one of the apartments he heard, is that bickering? no no that's definitely bitching! This is it TFAAAP you are finally going to get repaid, with interest dammit. But before he could act a large man holding a rainbow flag in one hand and a purple can in the other. The big man cracks open the can and gestures it towards the small horse. TFAAAP, unknowing to the dark world of gang violence he was currently in, took a sip. Lowering the the can that read contains less than 1% real juice and 99% slime, one thought ran through his mind, where can I get more of this.

After this TFAAAP easily blending into the society of NLA. He mined he died he revived. He joined the faction belonging to the individual that brought him here. Somehow he was connected to the Phantom Horn of his universe but TFAAAP didn't particularly care about the currency of his old world, Slime was just so much juicier. TFAAAP, on occasion would return to Ponyville and on one of these visits brought back BAAHUBILLY to experience slime. Eventually TFAAAP would find his true slime calling, gambling.

TFAAAPs early trips to casino were meager and insignificant. Using his small amount of self mined and dojoed slime TFAAAP grew a strong desire to gamble and gain exponential amounts of slime. Unfortunately he never had enough slime to handle his betting habits and always eventually ended up bottoming out. So he returned to why he was in this world in the first place, getting repaid. The local mayoral election was currently in progress so TFAAAP devised a plan. He would take a random piece of cardboard and smear it with slime to make pro Ben Saint propaganda but include a foot note saying voting Ben helps local ponies have enough slimecoin to gamble. After waving this sign around for a few seconds TFAAAP went up to his kingpin and said "slime me daddy."



Using his newly appropriated slime TFAAAP invested it into the recently completely bottomed out slime coin. After his investment that's when the whole market turned on its head. It just kept going up up up. Others uninvested their coin and if they were killers promptly got murdered by the killer killer seani. Afraid for his life TFAAAP kept invested all the while slowly profiting at the casino. Soon TFAAAP breached the wealth of the dominating rowdies first seani then kanman and eventually somehow the impossible happened. Using extremely developed gambling methods TFAAAP surpassed the wealth of even the supreme Paradox Crocs. TFAAAP had done it he was the single most wealthy individual in all of Neo Milwaukee. With this amount of power one could turn the tides of the city, unfortunately for the killers this wealth was in the hoof of a gambling mad pony. What all lasted no more than 10 minutes after 41 bets TFAAAP had lost all but a meager amount of his coin. This would be the last time a killer would be on top of the city until Hale would breach the integer overflow.

TFAAAPs life would turn for the worse after this point. He would take loans from kanman to fuel his addiction but would never be able to turn a profit. His fellow killers would reject him for past actions and he would die alone after the events of the negaslime.

IRL Minecraft


Like many others after losing their physical forms from the negaslime TFAAAP went to the lands of IRL Minecraft in search for greener pastures. TFAAAP journeyed south from the lands known as spawn and came across a structure known as a sea temple. This is where TFAAAP decided to build a replacement to his favorite place in the world, the casino. Unfortunately sea temples are filled to the brim with guardians from Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild. So TFAAAP would have to build The Slums on a nearby peninsula to fund the production of supplies to take to the sea temple and build the casino. This led to the founding of "KFC" by slum villager Pyro ES. Unfortuantly for lovers of chicken based foods and capitalism animal activists Pyrop3 F4rms nuked KFC and the surrounding slum areas. To this day the people of the Casino and Pyrop3 nuke each other and rebuild AT LEAST 5 times a day.

Returning to da roots
Eventually TFAAAP left the people of the casino and slums to fend for themselves. When he returned to his house in NLA, currently on fire, TFAAAP was hit by inspiration and made a really sick design based on the events of the great slime war. TFAAAPs dear old friend Sweet Mouse when seeing this design said "Yo, fix that spelling error and I'll buy this on a shirt." TFAAAP rolled his eyes, OK suuure. He put the design on a few shirts and left them hanging out outside of his bunker in Ponyville. When he woke up it was insane. EVERYONE in all of NLACakaNM was wearing his shirts and anyone who wasn't was a social outcast and if you aren't wearing one right now you better go to | TFAAAPs Greenlight District Emportalium(| or if buttons are more your fancy...) RIGHT NOW AND BUY ONE OR TEN.

Season Two
TFAAAP thinks season two fukkin blows.

(From the shadows TFAAAP and his friends from Ponyville, BAAHUBILLY, Kibun, and maybe even Seani, uncovered enough slime and an Endless Rock to unlock a secret Slimecorp weapon. Developed by Dr. Gerald Witchy 50 years ago, Shadow was developed to be the ultimate slime based life form in a time when such a thing only existed behind closed doors. Slimecorp was terrified of Dr. Witchy's research so they locked away him and everything he created, his only son being sent to live with scientist atheists in hopes that another crazy mind wouldn't rise again. Now Shadow the Witchy's Cat is in TFAAAPs Possession and only time will tell what happens next...)

Season One Point Five


The effects of the season 1.5 wave relieved TFAAAP of all his past memories, and things got wild man fuggin' wild. He went Rowdy, rediscovered the casino and I don't know probs got addicted to Runescape or something again cause he didn't actually do much...

Season Three


You know hating on Endless War is fun and all but ya know, good farming and good fishing are good? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT Would have maybe stayed Rowdy after season 1.5 but like literally everyone has gone Rowdy for no good reason so whats the point....

(TFAAAP is secretly running a vicious Dire Apple family is Season 3, be careful if you ever accept a dire apple from someone chances are it has ties to the familiy and you may soon find ureself tied up in forces unseen...)

Slimeoids

 * Shadow the Witchys Cat, 8-foot: an ancient slime experiment gone horribly wrong. Some would call it the ultimate slime lifeform, others a mangy old cat.                       [not to be confused with Witchys Cat]
 * Reverse Holo T-Kraken, 7-foot: After getting brutally murdered by TFAAAP because of the slimeoid limit, T-Kraken is back and bigger than ever!! Now with an edgier color swap to reflect it's inner post being murdered turmoil.
 * A Useless Bird, 1-foot: What? It's nothing but a useless bird...
 * Slosh Slave Phantom Horn, 4-foot: Cloned to slosh, pay me back or u'll be forced to watch
 * Slime Tigress, 6-foot: It's Tigress from Kung-Fu Panda except she's slime.
 * Brendan, 5-foot: From the United Republic of Slamzone in Title Totallity now here in New Las Angeles Also Known as Neo Milwaukee to spreed the fresh taste of ultraviolet rays contained in every pack of Caprisun. After running out of cube energy and fading from the land of Fug Brendan found himself trapped inside a Slime poudrin until he was freed by a Sunny D colored horse, a match that could only be made by Merman Jesus

FUN FACTS
TFAAAP is a character in Fortnite.

TFAAAP voted N8 in the mayoral election

TFAAAP is a pirate

PLAY TFAAAP RUNNER U IDIOTS

partly responsible for the outlawing of @everyones

7 of TFAAAPs quantum entangled clones have been detected in NLACakaNM, ones widely know include
 * Epic Smiles A trickster pegasus
 * Equestria Slimegirl: TAAE An Orange Creamsicle slimegirl
 * Easy Sardines a fish you can catch
 * Errotic Slithers a secreature formed from the piece of TFAAAPS brain taken by Witchy

shares a birthday with Endless War

IS THE FUCKING NAVBOX GOD LOOK AT THAT THING B E A U T I F U L YOU'RE WELCOME