Green Light District

""The moment I stepped in here I felt a strange substance on my feet. Is this where Levy Jevy and others go to coom on the ground? I never understood why that activity is so popular. Looking down this street I can see at least three top ramen stores, five whorehouses, and a slew of other businesses. I can see at least 15 car insurance firms. This is probably because every traffic light here is green at all times. What a strange design. Right at the end of the street is the famous Slime Casino. It's a grand sight. This is the only casino for miles around. It's a good monopoly situation. They're snug enough with the local government that they've banned gambling substitues like claw machines and pachinko games from being used by the nearby arcades. Instead, you have to go to the Casino for that. I can't imagine how wealthy the owner must be.""

- Niboe

Channel Description
The seediest corner of NLACakaNM. Site of the Slime Casino.

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Animated neon, fluorescent signs dominate your vision, advertising all conceivable earthly pleasures. This district's main street consists of a long, freshly-paved road with brothels, bars, casinos and other institutions of sin lining either side of it. Among these is the city-famous SlimeCorp Casino, where you can gamble away your hard-earned SlimeCoin playing various slime-themed games. The ground is tacky with some unknown but obviously sinful grime. The Green Light District is well-known for its illegal activities, almost completely being comprised by amenities of ill repute and vice.

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Fluorescent signs flicker bright glyphs over smooth freshly-paved streets, promising all conceivable earthly pleasures. The ground is tacky with some unknown but obviously sinful grime.

Casino
The casino is filled with tables and machines for playing games of chance, and garishly decorated wall-to-wall. Lights which normally flash constantly cover everything, but now they all sit unlit. There are a lot of regulars here these days, desperately hoping a visit from the pit boss Lucky Lucy will turn their losses around.

For information on how to throw away your life savings, see Gambling.

Seedy Street
This prominent backstreet is an open secret to anyone who knows anything. Over here, the really crazy shit happens, the real Sodom and Gomorrah type shit. Of course, Sodom and Gomorrah type shit happens everywhere in this district, we were just running out of space on the strip and couldn't fit in another brothel.

Parking Garage
This genuine fucking Tower of Babel has brought together downtrodden lowlifes from across the city and beyond in the torturous pursuit of trying to find a fucking space so the they can finally get out and actually start gambling. Most never make it that far, circling each level endlessly, never finding release. These motherfuckers are pissed, so they might try running you over while you spray your graffiti.

The Strip
This famous strip is what everyone thinks of when they think of the Green light District. Casinos, upscale restaurants, five-star hotels, and dozens upon dozens of tourist traps line either side of you. Modern day Second Temples for as far as the eye can see. All manner of debauchery and sin is had here, and everyone loves it.