Gatlingsdale

""Sir Gatling invented the Gatling Gun, a marvel of slimegun machinery. Today this college town still stands in his name, educating young intellectuals about all the most important subjects, such as Slimeology and Race Realism. This place is running hot with new blood, and it has the ups and downs that come with that. You got your Munchies who are fucking rad and forging a new path, while so many others are just stupid pieces of shit. Ah well, I love it all. These shitballs don't have cars, so they walk everywhere they go. It's the perfect city aesthetic.""

- Niboe

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The seat of higher education in NLACakaNM.

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Hundreds of small nerdy retail stores and ethnically-diverse restaurants are compact into a dense, bustling plaza just minutes from the prestigious N.L.A.C.U. college campus. Almost all of district is comprised of or controlled by the sprawling ivy league university. Featuring smoky cafes, vintage clothing boutiques, and independent bookstores, this district is perfectly catered to the pompous hipsters that flood its streets every day after class. Gatlingsdale is a historic district, with many of its winding cobblestone roads and gaslamp streetlights dating back to the early days of the city. This district contains New Los Angeles City University and the Gatlingsdale Subway Station.

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The brightest young minds of NLACakaNM fritter away their time here, amid hallowed halls of learning ringed endlessly by foreign book stores and vintage clothing shops.

N.L.A.C.U.
New Los Angeles City University. An expansive campus housing massive numbers of students and administrators, all here in pursuit of knowledge. The campus is open to visitors, but there's nobody here. Use '!help' to get info on game mechanics, or '!order' if you want to purchase a game guide.

The Garage
This retro two-story mall is far smaller than the one in Krak Bay, and has nowhere near the level of popularity with the locals. It's old, and hasn't received a makeover in over a decade. The sound of impressive youths getting their first tattoo and immediately regretting it permanently ring throughout the building. There's a few ramen shops and a comic book store here, too. It has a 3.5 on Yelp.

N.L.A.C.U. Campus
This sprawling campus contains dormitories, mess halls, libraries, classrooms, auditoriums, department buildings, and several open spaces. It's fucking huge, it takes up just over a quarter of the entire district. It's almost like a district unto itself, with its own internal government and security guard.

University Square
This is a commercial center for students of nearby N.L.A.C.U., and the greater Gatlingsdale population. Convenience stores, local restaurants, and designer clothing stores targeted towards rich hipsters all appear right next to one another. It's pretty cool, if you like getting a good meal and window shopping for stuff you'd never be able to afford to buy.

N.L.A.C.U. Institute of Slimeology
NLACakaNM's demand for cool and new innovations in slime-based technology pressured N.L.A.C.U. to open up a second campus and expand the curriculum to really prepare the next generation to tackle the big questions of the 21st century, such as: "How we make slimify slavery and therefore make it good?", "Do I need a robot's consent before slimeing them?", and "Can we make a substance that acts as a psychedelic narcotic AND makes us invincible?"

Sludgeberry Street
This atmosphere of this street even when empty always gives you the sense of being full and having somewhere to be. Shops and small businesses seemingly stacked on top of each other all call out trying to catch your attention. Standing tall above the precariously stacked businesses are large brick buildings with ornate moldings decorating them.