Dan

dan is fucking stupid

=did you know dan?= dan has never won a fight in his first full year in RFCK, with a kill count of 2 gangsters (Ungen & Demadunk respectively) as of 8/6/22.

dan is a known to have deep romantic interest for cannolis, some have even sparked rumors about sexual intentions

got banned for posting crash gifs

I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. DEMADUNK THE COMPUTER LOVER IS A BITCHASS MOTHER FUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING COMPUTER. THAT’S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS CRYSTAL LITTLE SHARDY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING COMPUTER, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS THIS BIG. AND I SAID “THAT’S DISGUSTING!” SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER. COM. DEMADUNK THE COMPUTER LOVER, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT, HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE: PFFFFFFFFGJT. THAT’S RIGHT BABY. ALL POINT, NO SHARDS, NO ROCK, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY COMPUTER SO GUESS WHAT, I’M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I’M GONNA GO HIGHER. I’M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH! NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!

didnt think i'd remember this dan?

you fucking hypocritical gdspd fucking whore