The Race to Assault Flats

THE RACE TO ASSAULT FLATS

On a cold February day, Strauberry challenged RetroGamerKevin to a race, and the loser, would leave RFCK. The race would cross the entire map, which at the time, was from South Sleezeborough to Assault Flats Beach Resort. After Kevin getting lost a few times he finally arrives in South Sleezeborough. Kevin in his Pegasi Tezeract with K.E.R.S. (Kinetic Energy Recovery System) technology, and Strauberry in his Sprinter Trueno AE86, the race was set to begin.

However, there was a nefarious plot afoot. In the Cathedral, Hey Ya had reported that Strauberry, the biggest Rowdy at the time, was on the move, and that action must be taken. The infamous SchrafftVortex recruited his strongest men to go combat the threat. After much planning, it was set that they would intercept the rowdy at the finish line.

Meanwhile, the race was starting. After Kevin visited the dojo a couple times, the flag-girl counted to 3 to start the race (he started at 3). Strauberry took off down the streets of south sleezeborough, running over juvies and killers a like. Kevin however, was having engine troubles on the starting line, but he was off soon enough. Strauberry was in the lead and they had already passed through Krak Bay and into Downtown. Kevin knew he had to take drastic action. He took a secret yet risky path that led through Smogsburg, a last-ditch effort to prove his racing superiority. On his route, he spotted some suspicious figures sneaking through the districts, who could they be...

Zooming through the final few districts, the two racers were about to cross the finish line. And... And... Despite Kevin's excellent driving skills and K.E.R.S., Strauberry emerged victorious.

As the victor celebrated, two purple figures emerged from the city. It was Schrafft and K1P. They were armed to the teeth and out for blood. Hey Ya couldn't sit by and watch this happen. In an epic turn of events, Hey Ya revealed himself to be Frog, and informed the Rowdys of the incoming threat. As the attackers entered, Strauberry bashed in K1P's head with his bat, but Schrafft's katana proved deadly as he stabbed the man, absorbing his slime, sending himself to the top of the leaderboards.

The spectators were shocked. If culture wasn't dead before, it was now. The two killers were berated by rowdy and killer alike, many claiming that they ruined the race, and in all the shouting, Kevin quietly slipped out of the server, never to be seen again... Until like 3 hours later or something when he rejoined.