StarParty

Who's starparty?

You could drink 2 malts and still not be as cool as StarParty. You could be drunk and still not be as cool as StarParty. You could have sex and STILL not be as cool as StarParty.

So what makes StarParty StarParty?

Let me throw it over to my co-host and real person, Ephraim.

"I'm giving up on you."

There you have it folks.