Rosetta Poudrin

"We've been able to narrow down the primary language of the first NLACakaNM civilization, Proto-Wingdings, using this Rosetta Poudrin. Recovered from the mountain temple Shangri-Larceny, it challenges the reader to bet on a simple coin toss in Ranchers, Times New Roman, and the aforementioned Proto-Wingdings. It's the find of a lifetime, really. This one's a replica, though. Breaking it wouldn't even hurt my feelings, it would just waste my time, quite right."

Discovered alongside the launch of season 4, this ancient stone tablet was presumably found by museum employee Amy Hart long before it's grand opening to the gangsters of NLACakaNM, kickstarting the search for Relics.