The Lord of Ghosts

The Lord of Ghosts
aka "The Ghost" and "fuck that guy" is an undead soul with a terrible memory.



He is first seen in Neo Los Angeles City aka Neo Milwaukee wearing a sheet and spooking children. He carries around a handy dandy notebook upon which he writes events that happen so that he may remember them the following day. Without this book, he regularly loses his memory. Some vestige of his true self remains however, he remembers that he needs to read his book to remember things and trusts whatever it says to be true.

He apparently knows of an ancient beast called the Negaslime (though that isn’t it’s real name) [citation needed] and manages to call it forth using two endless rocks. Video depicting the descent of the Negaslime Powerful artifacts that he acquired through unknown means (the rocks were first seen in Cannon Story and the videogame “hippo tries not to die” presumably Hippo and Flowerhead gave these rocks to the Lord of Ghosts or they were stolen from them).

The Lord Mayor of Ghosts


The Lord of Ghosts ruled over Neo Los Angeles City aka Neo Milwaukee for a number of months, having deleted all slime in an effort to stop the constant death and endless war. Why he cares to stop people from dying is unknown. He was defeated by the use of yet another endless rock, the MAX REVIVE, which revived the sullied Endless War monument and made the slime flow again. Curiously the Lord of Ghosts did not regain a corporeal form once he was “max revived” like the other ghosts leading to the assumption that he is something different entirely.

The Ghost


In the uprising, his famous white sheet was destroyed and his true form was revealed, a hideous blob of darkness with many eyes and teeth and two, small, frail, arms.

Disgraced and powerless he left Neo Los Angeles City aka Neo Milwaukee for reasons unknown, though it’s probably because he was a fucking bitch. He has not been seen since. [citation needed]



His handy dandy notebook and two endless rocks have not been recovered from the scene. They are presumed stolen, as there were many witnesses that saw him without them when he was defeated.