User:Huck

strategy of the game... or not.

ENDLESS WAR takes place in New Los Angeles City aka Neo Milwaukee (or NLACakaNM,) a city situated next to the Grand Canyon. Everyone in NLACakaNM has one core purpose - obtain slime. Slime is everything, basically - it's a form of currency, as well as your health bar and your ammunition. Slime can be found everywhere, from the streets to the piers to the people around you. Take a look around Downtown NLACakaNM where you start (unless you're unlucky) chances are you're surrounded by other bright-faced juvies; think, for a second, how much you want access to the slime inside their veins. Let that desire tempt you, but only for a second.

Speaking of which, now's a great time to claim your one-time "beginner bonus" ; if you type  in the server's   (where your join message appears), you'll receive a quick starter bonus; about ten levels worth of slime and a random weapon, which will be important later, because you can't fight until you have a weapon.

Don't get too excited, though - chances are the Juveniles in Downtown NLACakaNM probably aren't worth your bloodlust because everyone with real slime is elsewhere (not that you can kill unflagged players anyway.) In addition, Juveniles (you're one of them) are much too cowardly to kill people; in order to obtain that ability, you will have to enlist in one of the two titular gangs of the game, the Rowdys or the Killers.

Remember, though, this guide will often get more and more and more outdated the more updates are pushed out to the game, and this information can be excessive for some people. Don't be afraid to ask other, more experienced server members for game tips, especially after you've claimed your one-time bonus.

Where am I?
All in-game location channels are found in categories at the top of the screen, such as  DOWNTOWN  or  JUVIE'S ROW  or  THE SEWERS . Some in-game commands are functional outside of these channels (such as, but a vast majority of them only work inside the location channels.

If for some reason you don't see Downtown NLACakaNM, you're probably dead, especially if you're in The Sewers. To escape the sewers, just type  in   (at the top of the channel list.) This will take you back to square zero.

What are some basic commands?
Here's a list of simple, generalized commands you can use anywhere regardless of location. Again, though, some of these commands require you to type them in a location channel, not one of the discussion channels. In fact, you probably shouldn't play the game in the discussion channels anyway.

Where do I go?
At this point in time, Downtown NLACakaNM doesn't have many ways to obtain highly-coveted slime, and few ways you can earn slime there can get you killed. Most likely, you want to find a mine or pier. Try using one of the movement commands you just now learned about to seek out Juvie's Row, which happens to have both of these key locations, as well as a farm! For now, though, you can't farm yet.

While you're at Juvie's Row, it helps to check the chest;  can be used here, as well as in Rowdy Roughhouse and Cop Killtown (but only if you are part of those respective gangs.) If you see an item you like, you can   it; if you want to put it back, you can   the item again.

Piers and mines must be entered the same method you took to enter Juvie's Row. Any movement command will work here, because neither of these locations are in a Street; for other piers and mines, though, you can't use  or. Juvie's Row Mines are also known as ; similarly, Juvie's Row Pier is. You can use  here.

Mining
Mining requires active command usage; namely, for a large portion of the time, you can spam the  command in the mine channel. DON'T SPAM IT IN OTHER CHANNELS

Uncommonly, mining will turn up an event; some of these require your immediate attention and others will just compound a bonus onto your mining expedition, such as the chance to obtain slime poudrins. Here, you might come face-to-face with the game's Captchas for the first time. If the mine starts collapsing, the game will display a series of letter emojis in front of you; you have to type  in text, not the emojis. Taking too long will risk a lot of your hard-earned slime!



Along with simple mining events, each mine command has a small chance of spawning a minigame. Two mining minigames exist as of right now: Bubble Breaker and Minesweeper. These play like their respective original games; Bubble Breaker is easier but low-reward, and Minesweeper is much riskier but much more profitable. You can also ignore the minigames completely, and they'll disappear after a few minutes, allowing you to go back to  spamming again.

In Bubble Breaker, connecting four or more of the same numbers adjacent to each other will pop them all, causing all numbers below them to collapse to the top of the board. To add a bubble, you have to type  (or the other way around); the number will be added to the bottom of the column. If any column becomes long enough to touch the letters at the bottom of the board, you will get into an accident and lose slime.

In Minesweeper, you can reveal cells using the same  command; the first command on an untouched Minesweeper board will never injure you, but after the first cell is revealed, a percentage of your slime will be on the line if you hit a mine. As a refresher, if a cell says "0", that means that all eight cells surrounding the "0" cell will be safe to mine.

It's important to note that in Juvie's Row Mines, your slime profit will be one quarter of that of the other mines, which can be found in Cratersville and Toxington. Those mines are riskier to go to and take even more time to walk to, but the risk may be well worth it if you're that full of slime-gaining spirit.

Fishing
Fishing, by comparison, requires a lot of patience. Seriously, a lot; it may take you anywhere from two minutes to take a profit to 20+ minutes. In addition, at Juvie's Row Pier, the only fish you can actually obtain is Plebefish. However, it's not all for naught; anyone who can't handle the "fast" action of mining can  a line. ENDLESS WAR will tell you when a fish bites; when you see a  NOW!! prompt and respond with the command before eight seconds, you can reel in a Plebefish... or a few poudrins, items lost to the Slime Sea, and various crafting materials. If you DO get a fish, you'll get a slime bonus with the fish as well.

Plebefish can be ed at the King's Wife's Son Speakeasy in Vagrant's Corner (just next door of JR) or used as bait for your hook by typing , which should somewhat speed up the time it takes for a fish to reel. And after you reel in your first Plebefish, you're probably desperately clawing for that slight relief.

Farming
Okay, well - once you obtain a single slime poudrin (or you stole a crop from the Juvie's Row chest), you can go into Juvie's Row Farms and   your poudrin in the soil. If you want to place a specific vegetable crop, though, you'd have to specify the name of it, like. You can examine your newly-planted crop with.

Technically, after you sow a poudrin or crop in the soil, you can abandon it for three hours and return when it's ready for harvest and reap a really pitiful amount of slime that doesn't feel worth your three hours. However, every twenty minutes the plant will be violently and supernaturally afflicted by an environmental condition, which require a single command of maintenance to resolve.


 * If your crop looks malnourished, you'll need to  it.
 * If your crop looks parched, you'll need to  it.
 * If your crop is overgrown with weeds, you'll need to  it.
 * If your crop is covered in bugs, you'll need to spray it with.

Once your crop says it's ready for harvest in, you can   your hard work; a nice amount of slime and a random crop, or a specific crop if you planted one.

What else can I do?
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