Fuck Shark

Fish Facts
Ah, there's nothing more iconic of NLACakaNM than the Fuck Shark. These guys are big, badass fish, with razor sharp teeth to boot. Most people agree that the reason they're called FUCK Sharks is because that's what you say when you encounter one. Like most mutant fish species here in Slime City, they're green, mean, and slimy as fuck. These sharks might be more well known thanks to the marketing done by Slimecorp in order to sell the swill they're calling an energy drink. Sure, it's energizing, but it's also basically poison. Many naturalist types advocate for a boycott of FUCK Energy in favor of purely natural extracts derived from the Fuck Shark, itself a good source of pure nutritional energy. Of course, they fail to mention that these extracts are a well-known main ingredient of FUCK Energy, but I suppose that's neither here nor there. Either way, there's much ado about the Fuck Shark and FUCK Energy. Stay safe around the water's edge, Juvies! You might just attract the attention of a Fuck Shark and find yourself at the bottom of a watery grave!