Red Mobster Seafood

Red Mobster Seafood is a location in NLACakaNM added during the new mines and farms update (on November 18th). The primary function of Red Mobster Seafood is to remove exhaustion from players (originally done in the Casino with !drink) by ordering food and drinks. Each food/drink has certain prices and certain amounts of exhaustion removal. This can also be done in the Speakeasy, Food Court, and The Smoker's Cough. A new feature was added that makes food/drinks scale down in exhaustion removal as player gets to a higher level.

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Red Mobster - The last bastion of sospchication in this godforsaken city. A dimly lit, atmospheric fine dining restaurant with waiters and tables and archaic stuff like that. Man, what a trip!

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The last bastion of sophistication in this godforsaken city. A dimly lit, atmospheric fine dining restaurant with waiters and tables and archaic stuff like that. Upper crust juveniles and older fugitives make up the majority of the patrons, making you stick out like a sore thumb. Quiet, respectable murmurs pollute the air alongside the scrapping of silverware and the occasional hoity toity laugh. Everything about this place makes you sick.

Shrimp Cocktail

 * Recovered Hunger: 200
 * Alias: Shrimp, Cocktail
 * Price: 34
 * Inebriation: 0
 * Description: A wavy glass of some shelled shrimp dipped in a weird, bitter ketchup that assaults your snout and mouth with unfortunate strength. Nothing is sacred.
 * Text: You pull out the prawns and pop ‘em into your mouth one after without removing their shell. To wash down the shards of crustacean getting lodged in the roof of your mouth, you take vigorous swigs of the cocktail sauce straight out of the glass.

Halibut

 * Recovered Hunger: 280
 * Alias: halibut
 * Price: 42
 * Inebriation: 0
 * Description: A grilled hunk of halibut, served with chipotle dirty rice and corn.
 * Text: You scarf down some delicious grilled halibut for the helluvit and it’s accompanying sides for the sidesuvit.

Salmon

 * Recovered Hunger: 280
 * Alias: salmon
 * Price: 45
 * Inebriation: 0
 * Description: A wood fired slice of salmon, served with a Dijon glaze and scalloped potatoes and broccoli on the side.
 * Text: You swallow the wood fired salmon without saving any of its smoky aftertaste! Aww man, so much for the extra 2 SlimeCoin…

Mahimahi

 * Recovered Hunger: 280
 * Alias: mahimahi
 * Price: 42
 * Inebriation: 0
 * Description: A sauteed measurement of mahi mahi, with a lemon pepper crust and served with scalloped potatoes and spinach.
 * Text: You gobble up the sauteed mahi mahi with lighting speed, reducing the proud fish into liquid in a matter of seconds.

Scallops

 * Recovered Hunger: 240
 * Alias: scallops
 * Price: 39
 * Inebriation: 0
 * Description: Some pan-seared scallops, served with goat cheese grits, sweet corn, and asparagus.
 * Text: You lean your head back, grab a few scallops, and try throwing them up into air and landing them in your mouth. This goes extremely poorly.

Clamchowder

 * Recovered Hunger: 175
 * Alias: clam, chowder
 * Price: 30
 * Inebriation: 0
 * Description: A bowl of New England clam chowder, served to you cold and runny in Arizona.
 * Text: You scoop out a glob of the hearty chowder and clench your fist above your head, letting it drizzle down all over your face and into your eager mouth. You’re a fucking freak.

Steaknlobster

 * Recovered Hunger: 500
 * Alias: lobster
 * Price: 66
 * Inebriation: 0
 * Description: A grilled 12oz sirloin steak and similarly sized rock lobster tail, served with scalloped potatoes, broccoli, asparagus, shallot herb butter along side a portrait of the chef that was autographed and kissed with a vibrant red lipstick. From his loving wife, or something? You break the portrait with your fist and your hand starts to bleed.
 * Text: You discard the napkin immediately, along with the silverware trapped inside of it, opting to instead to eat the meal with your hands. You pry the lobster from its shell first, ramming it into your mouth and taking a shot of melted butter to soften it up while you chew. You continue onto the steak, carefully sliced against the grain, and smother it in half a bottle of A1 sauce and just start to suck on the two inch pieces as if they were a jawbreaker or some other hard candy. You suck on the dead animal until it moistens to the point of liquefying, a solid hour and a half each. You burp loudly. Man, what an unforgettable dinner!

Kingpincrab

 * Recovered Hunger: 450
 * Alias: clam, chowder
 * Price: 61
 * Inebriation: 0
 * Description: Two imposing 1½ lb Arizonian Kingpin Crabs, steamed and split, served with a small side of melted butter. Their unique pink and purple carapaces that distinguish them are purely cosmetic, but you’ll always think one color tastes better than the other. D’awww....
 * Text: You’re too weak to properly crack the mighty crabs’ carapaces, even with the proper crab carapace cracking crackers. After about 10 minutes of desperately trying to, you just whip out whatever weapon you currently have quiped and start to viciously strike the crustaceans in a vain attempt to release their inner, delectable meat. You just end up destroying the entire table you’re eating at.

Champagne

 * Recovered Hunger: 40
 * Alias: champagne
 * Price: 99
 * Inebriation: 99
 * Description: The bubbly, carbonated bright pink liquid contained inside this bottle is very reminiscent of of the alcohol in Disney’s The Great Mouse Detective, otherwise known as most appealing liquid on Earth until you remember it’s not straight edge.
 * Text: You shake the bottle violently before popping off the cork and letting the geyser of pink alcohol blast your waiter in the face. Haha, what a fucking dumbass.

Sparklingwater

 * Recovered Hunger: 5
 * Alias: sparklingwater
 * Price: 10
 * Inebriation: 0
 * Description:You savor every bubble of this lightly carbonated bliss. Your eyes begin to tear up as you fondly regard your own ecstasy. ‘Ah, just like in Roma…’
 * Text: You savor every bubble in the lightly carbonated bliss. ‘Ah, just like in Roma,’ you think to yourself, eyes watering

juviesroe

 * Recovered Hunger: 40
 * Alias: roe
 * Price: 99
 * Inebriation: 0
 * Description:A small tin of wild, matured Juvie’s roe. A highly sought after delicacy by the upper crust of the critical improshived juveniles of the city. Considered by many to be the height of luxury, and utterly decadent show of unrivalled epicurean ecstasy. Sure, maybe the indescribable bursts of flavor that terrorize and confuse the uncultured masses COULD be described as non-existent, reducing the whole dish to a weird, goopy mess, BUT YOU KNOW BETTER!!!!
 * Text: You don’t really know how to eat caviar, so you just scoop some of the disgusting slop out of the tin with your bare hands and get crushed eggs all over your mouth as you shovel it into your uncultured maw. It tastes, uh… high class? This was a waste of money.