Speakeasy

''Strangely this place feels bustling and quiet at the same time. There's a decent number of people here, but there isn't as much background noise as you'd expect. I can hear Digibro clearly from a few tables away. He's talking about how much he loves loli vore. I suppose if there's any place to admit that, it's here. The bartender here looks very old and wise. In a street smarts sort of wise. I can't imagine what strange stories he's heard over the years. I bet Digi's loli vore shit is fucking baby shit to him.'' -Niboe

The Speakeasy is one of the many locations in NLACakaNM released on July 21st. The primary function of the speakeasy is to remove exhaustion from players (originally done in the Casino with !drink) by ordering alcoholic drinks. Each drink has certain prices and certain amounts of exhaustion removal. This can also be done in the Food Court. A new feature was added that makes food/drinks scale down in exhaustion removal as player gets to a higher level. You can !appraise and !barter Fish with Captain Albert Alexander, (once)famed sailor and drunkard turned immortal.

Channel Description
The King's Wife's Son - the sleazy speakeasy of NLACakaNM. The only place in the city to get plastered. Hide your drinks if the Yum! Brands demolition men show up!

!look Message
A rustic tavern with dark wooden walls and floor, bearing innumerable knickknacks on the walls and high wooden stools arranged in front of a bar made of patina'd copper. There's nobody here.

Exits into Vagrant's Corner.

Trading Fish
As of the Fishing Update, you can trade in your fish for slime and assorted items. When you !barter a fish, Captain Albert Alexander will give you his price. You can !accept or !refuse this offer. Albert will change his offer every 24 hours. You can !appraise a fish to increase Albert's offer, BUT requires you to buy a Slime and Tonic for the Captain first. You must buy him a drink every time you appraise a fish.

Trade Rewards

 * Slime: Amount based on Fish Size and Rarity.
 * Tin Can: Garbage Item
 * Old Boot: Garbage Item
 * String: Used for crafting Fishing Pole

Bar
Slime and Tonic
 * Cost: 18 SlimeCoin
 * Order Text: You slam 18 SlimeCoin down at the bar for a slime n' tonic. You stir your slime n' tonic with a thin straw before chugging it lustily.
 * Inspect Text: The drink that has saved more juveniles’ lives than any trip to the nurse’s office could.

Slimacolada
 * Cost: 22 SlimeCoin
 * Order Text: You slam 22 SlimeCoin down at the bar for a slima colada. Slurping down this tropicalish drink gives you a brain freeze. You drink faster to numb the pain.
 * Inspect Text: Perfect for if you like getting caught in acid rain, or if you enjoy gunning down grandmas in the dunes out of town.

Slimeka Shot
 * Cost: 10 SlimeCoin
 * Order Text: You slam 10 SlimeCoin down at the bar for a shot of slimeka. Your throat burns as you toss back a mouthful of the glowing, hissing liquid. You might need a doctor.
 * Inspect Text: Made with 100% unfiltered sludge from the city's harbor. Less internally damaging than a sawed-off shotgun blast to the colon, but not by much.

Cabernet Slimeignon
 * Cost: 99 Slimecoin
 * Order Text: You slam 99 SlimeCoin down at the bar for a bottle of vintage cabernet slimeignon. Ahh, you have a keen eye. 19XX was an excellent year. You pop the cork and gingerly have a sniff. Then you gulp the whole bottle down in seconds, because fuck it.
 * Inspect Text: A sophisticated drink for a sophisticated delinquent gangster with blood on his hands such as yourself.

Slimy Nipple
 * Cost: 16 SlimeCoin
 * Order Text: You slam 16 SlimeCoin down at the bar for a slimy nipple. You drink the small glass of creamy, greenish layered fluids in one gulp.
 * Inspect Text: Of the drinks with terrible names, this is the least amusing.

Goobalibre
 * Cost: 22 SlimeCoin
 * Order Text: You slam 22 SlimeCoin down at the bar for a goo-ba libre. The drink oozes tartly down your throat. It's pretty nasty, but you still like it.
 * Inspect Text: You’re lucky you got this glass so easily. Last time you had tried to convince the bartender you were over 21 for half an hour before you finally cracked and just ordered a coke.

Manhattan Project
 * Cost: 20 SlimeCoin
 * Order Text: You slam 20 SlimeCoin down at the bar for a manhattan project. Downing your drink, the alcohol hits your bloodstream with the force of an atomic bomb.
 * Inspect Text: We got tired of waiting for the bombs to drop so we made our own.

Slimy Mary
 * Cost: 20 SlimeCoin
 * Order Text: You slam 20 SlimeCoin down at the bar for a slimy mary. This drink smells pretty nasty even by NLACakaNM standards. But what are you gonna do, NOT drink it?
 * Inspect Text: To get this drink you have to stand in the bathroom with the lights off and your back turned to the mirror. Say it’s name three times, turn around and open your eyes. Congratulations your wallet’s missing and I'm fucking your girlfriend.

Slime Stout
 * Cost: 21 SlimeCoin
 * Order Text: You slam 21 SlimeCoin down at the bar for a stein of dark slime stout. The bartender pours you a rich, dark-green slime stout from the tap, with a head so thick you could rest a SlimeCoin on it.
 * Inspect Text: Fun fact; Munchy and Ben actually stole the Blarney stone and use it as a doorstop. We are wanted terrorists in Ireland.

Water
 * Cost: 0 SlimeCoin
 * Order Text: You slam 0 SlimeCoin down at the bar for a glass of water. The bartender sighs as he hands you a glass of water. You drink it. You're not sure why you bothered, though.
 * Inspect Text: It’s a room temperature glass of tap water. Abstaining from drinking calories has never tasted this adequate!

Trivia

 * Ordering water for enemy players was a common taunt when someone was waiting out in the Speakeasy, hoping for everyone to stop paying attention