Arsonbrook

""To be frank I'm very glad the people who made this place what it is today have never even seen Charcoal Park. There was no charcoal here, and yet the place smells of smoke and ash. Since resources are so scarce, no wonder this is a battleground for economic growth. Dozens of businesses rising and falling at all times, attempting to make a buck off of some service or material they can provide. Even now I can see a house building startup having their latest work ruined by an arson hit company. In fact, I should get a move on before a regular hitman gets to me.""

- Niboe

Channel Description
A commercial district home to many bitter business rivals vying for economic domination.

!Look Message
This district is seemingly eternally overcast, allowing the dark plumes of smoke from distant fires fade into the soft grey clouds. A thin layer of soot rests upon basically the entire district, providing nutrient-rich soil which the rural farmers in the north of the district take advantage of. In the south, enclaves of civilization have started to pop up, learning from the mistakes of previous generations and building out of brick instead of wood. Aesthetically, these settlements resemble a small mining town from the mountainous forests of the northwest, just replace the rugged terrain with flat land and the evergreens with burnt, charcoal frames of trees that used to be. A Starbucks tried to open here once.

Arsonbook is easily among the most peaceful districts of the city, as long as you count constant wildfires and destruction of property from arson as peaceful. The locals are used to that sort of thing though, so they’re pretty mellow. Kick back, relax, and don’t get too attached to your house if you plan on living here.

Stillwater Town
This small community looks like it was plucked right out of the pacific northwest, or one of the results of a Google Images search for "Roslyn, Washington". Nestled cozily on the southern half of the district, this is where most of Arsonbrook's economic activity occurs.

Cinder State Forest
This spruce forest is locked in a perpetual cycle of holocaust and rebirth. It seems like no matter how many times local arsonists set the forest ablaze, nor how many times a wayward cigarette butt level swathes of the territory, the western hemlock population bounces back, stronger than ever. This place is Smokey Bear's wet dream. Good thing I have literally no clue who Smokey Bear is because his name is Smokey the Bear, and good thing I have literally no clue who Smokey the Bear is because we probably have a slimified version that's called something supremely retarded like Slimey the Bear, and good thing this whole diversion was ventured upon in error because it wouldn't be Smokey the Bear's wet dream because he doesn't even like forest fires, his whole thing is that he doesn't like them so I don't even know why I started talking about this in the first place. Wait, his name actually *is* Smokey Bear? Holy shit.

Tilly Hill
It's a steep road leading uphill to a big scenic area overlooking Cinder State Forest. Tricksters like to toss trash cans and other large garbage over the hill to hit cars driving up.

Crassus Square
This row of homes are victim to frequent acts of arson from fellow locals. No one knows why, exactly. The houses in question are usually quite flamboyantly luxurious, and so the attacks could be as a protest of gentrification or simply as revenge enacted on those who have by those who have not. Regardless, if you buy property here, expect to be rebuilding it every few years.

Failed Gentrification Project
A couple of years ago some city planners attempted to build a new urban area toward the north of the city The plan would've been a huge success, until a bunch of arsonists lit the whole place up, wasting millions of Slimecoin overnight   "To your right, you can see the ruins of a failed gentrification project in Arsonbrook. If you thought the one in New New Yonkers was a failure, you haven't seen shit. This sorry little soon-to-be suburb was literally blazed to the ground months before its estimated finalization. A complete and utter miscarriage. Press F to pay respects." - from the manuscript of an NLACakaNM attack helicopter tour titled 'L O S S'

ArsonBOOM
A once thriving party venue featuring the loudest, most boisterous, MOST ROWDY FUCKING PARTIES ON THE GODDAMN PLANET

The best DJs and artists like Savant, Toby Fox, and Sixten would come here frequently to tens of thousands of screaming fans

One fateful day, some punk bitch motherfucking Killers strolled on in and set off several fireworks, setting the place ablaze

Now, dumb or drunk partygoers had lit fireworks in the building many times before, but this time it was with mal intent, so the overworked fire department didn't get there in time

"You know, I kind of miss those days when Aphex Siamese Twin and !DRAFT PUNK were blasting at full volume on these now half-molten speakers. Some boomer-ass killer burnt this whole place to the ground a few years ago, 'cause he was ""bothered by the noise"". Guess it wasn't such a good idea to build this thing so close to Cop Town, home of the elderly, and the grumpy." - BassRaper, former DJ at Arsonbrook's previously biggest and loudest nightclub, ArsonBOOM