Sourfish

Fish Facts
Sourfish are a pretty normal fish species, though somewhat elusive. Their claim to fame is their trademark facial structure, which gives them a sardonic, cynical look, as if it wishes it were somewhere else, or is supremely unhappy to see you. Seriously, this fish looks like someone pissed in their Slime-O's this morning, damn! Currently, the reason for this aquatic stink-eye is unknown, though there is no shortage of theories. Local folklore holds that at one point, the Sourfish is actually born with a happy expression, and has a deep link with the well-being of all the life in the local area. Being that this is Slime City, though, the jubilant grin of the Sourfish is said to quickly turn to a disgusted sneer. How tragic! Meanwhile, scientific research has yielded the theory that the grim face of the Sourfish serves to scare off would-be predators of the fish, likely by making the potential predator feel sorry for their continued presence near this fish. So far, however, answers are still inconclusive. There's much ado about the Sourfish, it seems! Oh, and, err, the meat tastes kinda like rotten lemon, so don't bother eating it, I guess. Sour, indeed.