Slime-Jim

Slime-Jim is Gurren's Slimeoid. He really, really likes Slim-Jims, but because the local 7/11 never has them in stock, he's in a constant state of despair and depression.

Game Description
Slime-Jim, a 7-foot-tall Slimeoid. It is long and wormlike. Its face is a huge toothy mouth. It moves by pulling itself around with its flagella. It crackles with stored electrical energy. It is enveloped in a field of quantum uncertainty. It can hurl objects at foes. It seems to have no idea what it's doing. Its deep burgundy hue reminds you of a rare steak’s leaked myoglobin. It has seemingly inexhaustible stores of moxie, almost no grit, and almost no chutzpah. A pitiable baby, this slimeoid has no clout whatsoever.

Owner kill/death Quotes
When Master kills someone : Slime-Jim seems unsure of whether to celebrate the victory or to mourn the decline of your civilization into rampant youth violence.

When Master dies : Slime-Jim starts to approach its master's body, then changes its mind and starts to run away. It trips over itself and falls on its way out.