Wreckington

""Endless piles of rubble spread out as far as the eye can see. This can only be a product of an equally endless war. If you look closely at the destruction, you can see some houses were burnt down, while others were blown up. Some seem to have been destroyed by other means, whatever those means may have been. I see juvies salvaging parts for their ramshackle huts by the mines. This is the saddest form of recycling that exists.""

- Niboe

Channel Description
A former residential district that's now mostly demolished. Go here if you want to wreck some shit, no one will care.

!Look Message
Piles of rubble and scrap metal lean against partially demolished buildings that barely remain standing. Sadly, these structures are often all the critically impoverished residents of Wreckington have to house themselves. Constant new construction projects promise new opportunities for the deteriorating district, but these promises are too often broken by lack of funding and interest. Jackhammers pummeling the asphalt and wrecking balls knocking down apartment complexes can be heard throughout the entire district, 24/7.

Wreckington isn't completely barren however, its strategic location on the coast and cheap property makes its shipyard a favorite among unscrupulous sailors. It also features a ferry connection to Vagrant's Corner, if you're so inclined to visit the eastern districts.

Previous !Look Message
You step over piles of rubble that once housed the now-displaced population of this neighborhood. A recent a dramatic victim of rampant gang warfare.

The Smoker's Cough
A quaint hole-in-the-wall vintage diner. The wallpaper may be peeling and the '80s paint job might be faded, but you'll be damned if this place didn't make an aesthetic stomping grounds for cheapskate juveniles like yourself. All the staff know you by name, they've memorized your order, and frankly they love you. You're like a ninth son to the inbred owner and his many, many wives. It's a cramped space, only fitting about 20 people maximum. The fluorescent lighting from the ceiling lamps invade every nook and cranny of the cyan and purple diner, even when the natural daylight could easily illuminate it just as well. You think you can see some mold on certain corners of the floor. Oh man, so cool.

The Smoker's Cough is a subzone in Wreckington, added on November 17th during Slimefest 3 Premiere, along with new mines and farming.

Permanent Construction Zone
This section of the district is in a permanent state of being haphazardly demolished and rebuilt. A brand new building will be knocked down due to minor plumbing issues and then progress on the remodel will stall for years, and old buildings that don't live up to medieval safety standards have remained standing for a generation. The workers here have gotten so frustrated and bored toiling away here that they invented the ingenious sport of crane jousting to pass the time.

The Scrapyard
This huge fucking pile of useless junk is the city's dump. After the residents of the surrounding districts realized that Wreckington wasn't going to clean up after its own frequent demolitions, they figured those sites would be the perfect place to throw their trash. Over time it grew and grew, to the point where you can see the borders of multiple neighboring districts from the summit.

Summary
Wreckington is a destroyed district that, due to its location that's very near to the [Rowdy Roughhouse|roughhouse]], is generally regarded as being the property of the Rowdys. It has the Wreckington Ferry Port, which can be used as an alternative to the Wreckington Subway Station, and the Smoker's Cough, a tight, small restaurant that sells breakfast meals. While The Smoker's Cough might not be as good as the 7/11, it's still a good and slightly safer alternative to it.

As stated before, this area is connected to the Rowdy Roughhouse, so Killers should be extra wary when traveling/capturing this district; it's scoutable from the roughhouse, which could trigger any active rowdy that is located in the Rowdy Roughhouse into chasing said Killer.

Taco Bell
"Some say the Wreckington Taco Bell was burnt down by SlimeCorp's secret agents in order to stoke the fires of gang violence. Of course, having only one place to buy food would prove lucrative for the war profiteering industry, since the Krak Bay bottleneck is a prime battlefield. Others conjecture the perpetrators to be of Killer affiliation, as it being so close to the Rowdy Roughhouse gave their mortal enemies a massive, if unnecessary, advantage. Yet others theorize the perpetrator to be His Green Erectness Himself. But that's just a theory, a WRONG theory. Thanks for watching." - Pope Slimefreak99, leader and founder of the Church of the Obelisk's Constituent Kinghood (abbr.: COCK) and devoted Taco Bell Truther

Indeed, Wreckington once had a fully functional Taco Bell. It was a community staple, especially for those looking for a bad meal. Rowdys would challenge each other to eat the worst items on the menu and made party games out of it. Others, namely Ben Saint, would come to eat and unironically enjoy the food. One fateful day, a small group of arsonists came and brought it down once and for all. They couldn't be identified as they quickly escaped, leaving behind a tragic loss for everyone in Fuck City.

Credits
Lateralyst for getting that epic quote.