Swilldermuk

The Ancient Legend of Swilldermuk
"Long, long, long ago, before the advent of slime, before the eternal conflict we know today had begun, there lay a kingdom in stead of a city. Nay did any gangsters roam the lands, for there was but one central authority to fall under. A benevolent king, harnessing the power of slime for himself and his troops, sought to use that power to repel any potential malefactors."

"One day however, a foe unlike any other approached the borders. A beast known only as the Oozoth. A creature of ooze and grime, it absorbed the blows of any sword with ease. Countless soldiers were ordered to march to their death, in hopes of conquering this great evil. None prevailed. While the king sat in his ivory tower, watching his forces be slaughtered, the masses began to pray."

"Then, a demon clad in a yellow scarf sprouted up from the slime-soaked earth, wielding nothing but a rusted blade. Heading to the Oozoth's abode, the demon brokered a deal. He would offer his services to the abomination, crushing the last remnants of resistance. The Oozoth accepted this offer, conspiring to destroy the kingdom once and for all."

"When the two had arrived at the gates of the kingdom, just as all had seemed lost, the demon struck the beast's back with his sword. The monster was unharmed, and yet enraged at this act of trickery. The monster's unceasing rage had reached its absolute peak, but before it could fall into a destructive frenzy, the rusted sword began to glow. The blade was able to seal away all of the creature's negative energy, quelling its fury. With no ambition left in itself, the Oozoth shriveled up and perished before the masses, its anger forever trapped within the weapon of its destructor. "

"The people of the kingdom named the demon JANUS, and too called the blade THE SWORD OF SEETHING, for how it was used to sap away the rage of their would-be destructor. They showered their savior with praise and asked him what they could possibly do to repay his kindness. He declined their acclaim, for he only carried out his actions for himself, to experience the thrill of trickery. Following the day of their salvation, the kingdom's savior, Janus, had burrowed back into the ground from whence he came. He was never seen again. But every year, the people of the kingdom made sure to give reverance to him, by playing the role of the demon themselves, and unleashing acts of trickery and merriment upon each other. It was said that the capricious spirit of their hero would be made manifest, should a suitably mercurial participator make a name for themselves."

Le Epic Pranks
Swilldermuk took place from April 1st through April 7th, during which everyone pranked each other in order to gain the highest, or lowest, amount of gambit

They who pranked the most, and thus gained the most gambit, would be rewarded with the Mask of Janus

They who got pranked the most, and thus gained the least gambit, would be rewarded with the Sword of Seething

In order to prank or be pranked, credence had to be built up by walking around outside of safe zones

Any unfortunate loser that somehow got pranked like an absolute retard would immediately get relentlessly !pointandlaughed at until they killed themselves from the shame

Many prank items were scattered across the city throughout the holiday such as a variety of beams, hypnosis devices, and a lot of coconut cream pies, especially defective ones

The person who got the lowest amount of gambit was M@, however upon receiving the sword, it immediately snapped in two, making him look cringey, embarrassing, and above all, retarded

The person who got the highest amount of gambit has yet to be officially announced so the Mask of Janus hasn't imploded yet