Smogsburg

""Woowie, I'm gonna put a mask on. I'm talking like a hankerchief gang member sort of mask. The smoke here is unyielding. Factories abound. I can barely see five feet in front of me. Gasious water fills my eyes and mixes with the smoke above, leaving this place dark and colorless. I have a feeling it will look no different once color comes back in full force, a thing which I am certain of at this point.""

- Niboe

Channel Description
Dense industrial district in central NLACakaNM.

!Look Message
In every direction, smokestacks belch out copious amounts of pollution into the atmosphere, creating a thick cloud that shrouds the district in sickening smog. It covers the district so completely that you can barely make out what time day it is. Your lungs can't take much more of standing here, just do what you want to do and get out.

Smogsburg is comprise of dozens of slime refineries and poudrin mills that turn unrefined, raw materials like the sludge from the city's harbor into useful, pure slime. Functioning as the city's premier industrial sector, it is by far the district hardest on the environment.

Previous !Look Message
The pavement rumbles as subway trains grind along their tracks far beneath your feet. In every direction, smokestacks belch sickly clouds into the sky.

Bazaar
An open-air marketplace where professional merchants and regular citizens alike can hock their wares. Its currently completely barren, but what does catch your eye is a stall some weirdo's set up. Apparently his services include prying things off of propstands and luring fish out of their tanks.

The Bazaar is a vendor with a random inventory that refreshes every day. The possible products in these loot tables are below:

Slimecorp Recycling Plant
It looks like just another blocky building with a huge chimney contributing to Smogsburg's unique air quality, but the city's marketing assures you that this plant in fact contains the latest in recycling technology, able to automatically sort and sustainably process any item. Whatever this technology may entail, it sure smells a lot like burning trash.

At the Recycling Center you can !recycle in order to permanently delete that item from the game. People love it when you do that. Like, they realllllyyyy enjoy it when you find a soul or a scalp and just chuck it in the ol' furnace. Oh yeah, and as a little reward? When you recycle something, you'll get a random amount of SlimeCoin.

Pollution Dumping Wharf
The various refineries and chemical plants here use this industrial wharf as the perfect site to dump all of their waste into the River of Slime, resulting in heavy pollution. This is literally fine, and everyone loves it.

The West Quarter
This bustling corner of Smogsburg is really the only commercial zone in the district. Spread out throughout the marketplace are densely packed food stands, apparel stores, and places selling conspicuously useless junk. None of the places are particularly big. In the center of this is the district's bazaar, which is where most of the traffic through this part of town is heading.

Company Town Square
This square is owned and maintained by a consortium of the leading companies in the city. It's a small park, surrounded by cheap takeout places and convenience stores. It was only created after a general strike demanding some form of recreational space in the district, to which the consortium reluctantly accepted. In the center of the square are monuments and statues dedicated to industry. Use of made-up company currency is encouraged in exchange here.

Sludge Refinery
This sprawling industrial process plant has the unenviable task of converting the crude sludge from the city's harbor into slime. You have no idea how that's accomplished or why this place looks like it was designed for tactical espionage action.

Factory Row
Here, several large factories employ workers from across the city to toil away for unregulated periods of time to earn meager amounts of slime doing relative, demeaning tasks. Smokestacks exude plumes of smoke into the air, blotting out the sky. Everyone here loves it.