Tanooki Cup

The only cup that matters, all other cups, baby shit

A tournament held to decide who's the biggest gamer (and also who gets to keep their foreskin)

Competitors had to speedrun Super Mario 64, 16 star category recorded on Unregistered Hypercam 2

Everyone who entered (as well as everyone who didn't enter) put their foreskin into a really big pool

Anyone who already lost their foreskin grew it back so they could put it into the pool

The winner got to keep everyone's foreskin forever

The only person that correctly submitted their results was Koff so he won all the foreskins forever

Steeb also submitted results but he did so incorrectly so he didn't win

By submitting results incorrectly Steeb unlocked the secret ending which got him the "Tanooki Pardon PP Parade"