Seani

Seani is by far one of the most powerful people in NLACakaNM, being both an important Rowdy, and Killer

Seani's Feats
Seani had the most kills in the server during Season 1

Seani invented weapon marriage along with Hale.

Seani was also the first person to ever marry their weapon.

Seani double won a trial against a Top Hat

Seani was the first ghost to reach a negaslime after starting from zero in Season 1.75

Killer Consort Seani


Seani is one of the current 21 Consorts, the Ancient Ambassador, Minister of Mayhem.

During Season 2, Seani became a Killer, and eventually a Top Killer, whilst also being a Consort

Through the process of becoming both a Consort and Top Killer, Seani gained "Diplomatic Immunity", as such anyone who kills Seani will be shot on sight by both gangs.

Since gaining Diplomatic Immunity, Seani has only been killed by 2 people, K1P, and Kurumi, both are now despised by everyone in the server forever.

Seani and Terezi <3
Seani loves, and is canonically married to Terezi.

Seani is also basically the leader of the Terezi Gang.

The Seani Canon
Seani dabs now using his arms.

Seani's arms aren't canon.

Seani is Mary Sue, and therefore has all of Mary Sue's power.

Seani's not Mary Sue anymore, Hale retconned it.

Seani and Hale are actually the same person.

Seani is also not canon.

Seani's Friends and Family
Seani and Hale are best friends, however they are also the same person.

Adolf Hitler is Seani's father.

Investor is also Seani's father.

Terezi is Seani's real wife.

Kony 2020 Child Warfare Simulator
K22CWS is a game, entirely unrelated to Endless War, that was created by Hale, with Seani as a developer and Kingpin.

Seani became Jessica Kellen, leader of the U.S. faction formed to stop Joseph Kony

Miscellaneous
Seani is a moderator of the Kevincord.

Created The Slime Times.

One of the founders of the Lunchaton.