DaKat

DaKAT is a formerly killer-aligned staydead critter that joined during the dreamtimes but didn't drop his first command until a month later, becoming a late dreamborn.

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ALSO HE IS DEFINITELY NOT GARFIELD NOR BASED ON THAT FUNNY ORANGE CAT, HE IS THE BETTER FUNNY ORANGE CAT

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History
The first weeks after DaKAT starting to play, he was ambiguous about which side wanted to be aligned in. He farmed and started to get into fishing, a hobby that he would keep during all his time into the server. He was guided in the way of mastering the commands by Mangus, but also became friends with other citizens of NLACakaNM such as the rowdies Smragnol, Ms. Katalee Flavour; the killers Monsoon the Automaton, Zombiepaper and the later killer-aligned juvie Scallope Rapscallion.

As a killer


After mastering the commands, he !enlisted killers. Then his persona was fully developed (mostly thanks to the server's art contests and fanart). He was defined as a smelly orange cat with green eyes and a crazy-looking teethy smile that pimped in a blue fur coat and played the saxophone. That blue fur coat was handmade by DaKAT himself out of dead furries' fur, as we could see in the homes contest, DaKAT always has one or two dead furries under his bridge because "they have no human rights after all".

As a killer, DaKAT mastered the nailbat (his weapon was named "Hammer of the Proletariat") and just used it to pve battles. Around this time he also was into slimeoids and battling with them, creating his life-long friend Marxist-Slimeist. The fact of being a killer didn't stop him from still having a close relationship with some rowdies.



During his months as an enlisted killer, DaKAT supported the anti Ben Saint riots (also known as AKAB riots, meaning All Kingpins Are Bastards), where killers protested against their kingpin's lack of interest in their gang's people and culture. When the riots ceased (mostly out of boredom), DaKAT felt that the actual killer community wasn't a place where he felt comfortable, so he wrote the later known as the DaKAT Manifesto and went.

The DaKAT Manifesto
In the DaKAT Manifesto, firstly known as "An open letter to Ben Saint aka The Cop Killer, KILLER CULTURE IS DEAD, DO !REVIVE OR FUCKING LEAVE" DaKAT showed his frustration with his kingpin and with the fact that the lack of activity of Ben was creating a massive !enlisting of new juvies to the rowdy tropes, mostly after seeing that Munchy actually had a culture built around his gang. At that time the killers were mostly just some extremely active gameplay goons and other lone wolves that didn't do nothing for the community.

The main point of that manifesto is that kingpin activity can be a major factor involving the !enlisting of new players and that the actual state of the killers had to change to an active kingpin or to a communal society. Ben never reacted to it, but the manifesto brought a discussion theme to all the inhabitants of NLACakaNM (DaKAT had a civil discussion with Kanman until everyone else started shitting on each other), the discussion lead to the temporal going of Teorec from the server.

After publishing the manifesto, DaKAT said goodbye to his dear slimeoid Marxist-Slimeist and became a. Fun fact, at the end of the manifesto DaKAT states that Ben will "surely lose next Slimefest (Muchy has +100M slime more than you)", making a reference to the at the time approaching Slimefest VI. Ben actually won that Slimefest despite having much less slime than Munchy (5-0 suckersss).

After being dead for a while, DaKAT stated that he doesn't like his former manifesto. He still likes and prefers a community-runned killer gang, but he thinks that his letter was written when he was excessively angry about the Cop Killer's inactivity.

An open letter to Ben Saint aka The Cop Killer, KILLER CULTURE IS DEAD, DO !REVIVE OR FUCKING LEAVE
First of all I wanna clarify something, I have nothing against Ben as a person, it's just his way of (not) interacting with EW's community, especially the Killer one, that pisses me off.

Hello Ben, DaKAT here, contacting you via #pile-o-pins aka the only channel you ever read on this server. I just want to tell you something that maybe you haven't seen yet: KILLER CULTURE IS FUCKING DEAD, AND IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU.

Yeah, you should be blind to not see how most active killers have gone staydead in the last few weeks, how the leaderboard claimed, every 6 hours, that the only distict controlled by us was Cop Killtown and how Muchy won more slime day after day meanwhile you've been stuck in 170M for days. And I'm pretty sure that this wouldn't have happened if there was a formed killer community.

"But the basis of the killer community is that there isn't an actual community, you can do whatever you want!" I can understand that at some point, but the fact that you haven't engaged in this community at all has created a player base of lone wolves that just care about themselves, despite that probably most new killers (me included) !enlisted killers because of a supposed camaraderie between left-wing EW players! I even started playing EW because of its cool culture and strange community! Why the fuck I have to renounce to that when I enlist in one of the principal gangs in the game? Country cultures change when the time passes and new inhabitants are born, so following the same logic, it's obvious that the culture of a game changes with it's player base! If the nihilistic killers are gone, the nihilistic killer culture is no more.

Well, killer culture is dead, but how can we !revive it? You basically have two options:

The first one is listening to the killer revolts and stop being the Cop Killer. We are fucking pinkoes, commies and anarchists, aren't we? Maybe we should start organizing like so. NLACakaNM it's an anarcho-capitalist paradise, so let Cop Killtown be the Commune that says, "fuck you" to society (anything more killer than that?). "And what about Slimefest? Who will represent us?" In my humble opinion, in those events maybe we should democratically elect a representative that stands for us killers. For contests and that kind of stuff you could still be there, in the end you are one of the guys that created the game. But you would be just another killer, not our kingpin. All killer decisions would be done by the killers themselves.

Although, if I'm honest with you, I prefer the first option, there is another one. 'Prove yourself to us killers, engage with our community. Make voice calls, talk in the server, I don't fucking care, just don't be another profile picture in the upper right part of the screen. The most important part is making us feel that we are part of something and we are not just tools for you to gain slime with. Hurts to say it, but the rowdies have an already built and nice community, maybe check what Munchy has been doing lately.

If your plan is just ignoring our demands, it will probably work for now, but you will surely lose next Slimefest (Muchy has +100M slime more than you) and you'll see how all new juvies !enlist rowdy when they see how their community it's better formed than ours, you've got the power to change that. If you don't, I'll ask you to !pardon me or whatever, I prefer going staydead, unaligned juvie or even rowdy (YEAH, I EVEN PREFER TO GO BUSTAH) and having fun than still being a killer that sees how his beloved gang has lost it's soul purpouse: HAVING A GOOD TIME MEETING PEOPLE THAT ALSO LOVE SLIME

As a staydead, post-dream times


As a ghost DaKAT regained a bit of faith in the killer community, mostly thanks to Zombiepaper that also was a deadboi at this time. He started !haunting the living and planned big art projects (such as 111.1 The Slime, the first radio station of NLACakaNM, and several songs and little albums). When all NLACakaNM waked up from the dream, he immediately suicided by going to the outskirts after buying exactly 69 sords.

He became the biggest ghost and has stayed like that for about two years right now, having surpassed Milly together with other ghosts like Org and bb. Having been crowned DaLordOfKATs after reaching 100 million negative slime, he decided that his objective would be to become the first ever deadboi to reach 1000 million antislime. He vibed and fished and did some art from time to time, having a really close relationship with the rowdy Olive, being "the best friend I've ever met in Endless War", meeting even more friends as time went on.

In this latter part of his time in Endless War he participated in quite a bit of bug exploiting along with people like Farafrog, duping negaslimeoids and helping with slime related exploits. He also accidentally sold thousands of fishes from the Slimermaid cult to Albert Alexander after mistyping a command, losing all his hard-earned negaslime for a while before the exploit was eventually patched. This between other factors was the beginning of the end for the cult, even though maybe they will have their last blow in the future...

Nowadays, after reaching more than 300 million negaslime, DaKAT is mostly done with his gameplay inside Endless War, becoming tired of it and temporarily leaving the city on several occasions. Lately, his biggest contributions to the server have been his wiki editing and the occasional art he decides to make for the community. He is also in a relationship with Violet Kaguya, who he met inside NLACakaNM.

A final reflection
DaKAT feels that maybe his wiki focuses too much in his first days in the server and too little in what he has actually been for the most time (that is, a ghost), but maybe thats how self-written biographies work in here. You start by pumping yourself up and maybe giving a little too much importance to the things you do in-game, because everything is new and you want to become the next big shot. And as time goes on you end up just enjoying NLACakaNM for what it is, a server with a bunch of creative people that like slime.

Whoever is reading this, thanks for going through all this text wall, I really appreciate it. Even though my relationship with RFCK is far from over, I think my involvement with the day to day of the server is, so I'll probably leave this article here. And if by any chance you are a new juvenile around the city of NLACakaNM, let me give you one last word. Enjoy your time within the city of slime and violence, but always try to keep yourself from becoming too obsessed with it. Dying feels bad, and the ambient can get pretty toxic sometimes, so remember, it's just a game and if the game is not fun for you anymore, you should stop playing it, at least for a little bit. The sewers have plenty of space for everyone, and it's very chill down here ;)

Much love,

DaKAT

=Facts=


 * You should listen to 111.1 The Slime




 * "Furries are like shamblers, they can't decide to be either dead or alive, so they decide to be both and suck at it."


 * He is a devoted musician


 * He loves his 'puter, all his RFCK friends are in there


 * But he loves Violet Kaguya more <3


 * He hates to be called "juviecore" (mhm Ms. Katalee Flavour)


 * He gets along with everyone (except shamblers, fuck em')


 * He edits the wiki way too much


 * He likes to teach juvies the game, but not before making them !harvest (or !jump in Slime's End Cliffs lmao)


 * He pimpin'




 * He hauntin'




 * I've expended too much time writing and editing this