King Kripple

King Kripple

 * Has Roomba legs
 * Cuts a sick beat, can be crazy prolific when he wants to be
 * The dominant headmate, so to speak

INFINITE BRAIN

 * Smarter than you, and will frequently ensure you know that
 * You would expect his head to take up a finite amount of space, we're not sure yet.
 * HIS SHOUTY EXPRESSIONS OF DOMINANCE REMIND ME OF SKELETOR. I WOULD KNOW, YOU DULLARD MONKEY, BECAUSE I AM MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU.

Mountain

 * He's a pun-loving mountain.
 * I'd tell you some of his best ones, but I was never around when he was at his peak.

Meat and Potatoes

 * Two things, motherfucker. Two things.
 * HE TALKS ABOUT MEAT
 * AND HE TALKS ABOUT POTATOES
 * AND OCCASIONALLY THE TWO IN COMBINATION

Kanye Best

 * A pun loving Kanye West, except he only really likes 1 kind of pun.
 * You'd get sick of me doing a compilation, so I'll tell you one of them and leave out the Kanye rest.

Mixed Nuts

 * He's mixed nuts I'm pretty sure.

Santa

 * If I were to determine an alignment for this Santa, it would probably be true neutral.

Balla #2

 * Loves to order drinks for everyone.
 * See Chad Warden for an RP reference.

Minebot 08413

 * Plays Random Sounds, Addendum: Robotic/Tech based noises
 * give pizza chance

THE BEAM

 * Shoots itslef, as it is it's own beam
 * Hates Jews and Kanman. Connection between the two groups pending investigation
 * Turns victims into ?BEAMS?
 * Addendum: THE BEAM has a great many forms and phase that took the combined forces of Kanman and M@'s own beams and other power to defeat

Martin Luther Ghost jr

 * Fights for ghost civil rights
 * fights to take away living rights

Other Ones Nobody Understands

 * Ghetto Goldfish
 * Lutheran Lettuce