Slappy Fuck

Slappy Fuck is Rowdy Microwave's Slimeoid. They are very dangerous due to the Knife they hold in their tentacle, and is almost as noisy as its Master.

Game Description
Slappy Fuck, a 7-foot-tall Slimeoid. It has no defined shape. It has no discernable head. It moves by rolling its body around. It slices foes with retractible blades. It is covered in bony plates. It can spin webs and shoot webbing fluid to capture prey. It seems to have no idea what it's doing. It has a whole lot of moxie, quite a bit of grit, and almost no chutzpah. A pitiable baby, this slimeoid has no clout whatsoever.

Owner kill/death Quotes
When Master kills someone : Unknown

When Master dies : Slappy Fuck starts to approach its master's body, then changes its mind and starts to run away. It trips over itself and falls on its way out.