Sly Bones

Origin Story
Born in Dallas 2 to parents Adam Walker and Steve Bones, Alex was always a rebellious little punk. Around Alex's 15th birthday or something, the family moved to New Los Angeles City aka Neo Milwaukee to try to get in on the slimeconomy. On the boat ride over, Alex was being a dumbshit and doing this little number over the edge of the boat. But there was no Superman to save him. Alex plunged into the slime sea and quickly drowned. Most people !revive after death, but by the time he located his own corpse within the depths of the slime sea, it had almost completely disolved. But, his soul still had a link to his body. Unfortunately for Alex, the slime rapidly dissolved everything except his skeleton, so !reviving just put him in a blind, deaf, and half slime body. Given this, Alex voluntarily spent the next year as a ghost. Eventually though, Slimecorp Slimeoid Labs perfected the art of Slimeoid Creation. Alex used his incorporeal form to watch the research process and learn how to make eyes and limbs and stuff out of slime. He then returned to the sewers, and !revived. Using his newfound knowledge of slime-based biology and slime-based shapeshifting abilities, he was able to create a functional body for himself. (A full 2 days before Slimeoids became commercially available!) He was quickly placed within the NLACakaNM Juvenile Detention Center on charges of corporate espionage, and fed into the death furnace that is GANG WARFARE. An avid PCP fan, Alex already knew which kingpin he wanted to support. And so, Alex Walker chose a cool new gangster name for himself, and !enlisted rowdys.

Slimeoid
Sly Bones is accompanied by Perfectly Amorphous Slimeoid, a 7-foot-tall Slimeoid. It has no defined shape. It has no discernable head. It moves like a slug, undulating its underside along the ground. It can grab and crush its foes with its limbs. It is malleable and can absorb blows with ease. It can hurl objects at foes. It is enthusiastic about almost everything. It has quite a bit of moxie, a decent amount of grit, and a decent amount of chutzpah. A pitiable baby, this slimeoid has no clout whatsoever.

Perfectly Amorphous Slimeoid is, as the name implies, perfectly amorphous. The slimeoid equivalent to a ditto.

Trivia

 * He used to be a skeleton because his skeleton was the only thing that hadn't been dissolved, and coating his skeleton in slime was easier than creating a real face and stuff, but nowadays he stays a skeleton because skeletons are fuckin siiick, bro.
 * In early season 3, due to a mishap involving olive oil, Sly Bones accidentally dissolved the rest of his body and is now just a bunch of slime. His "true form" looks like the pokémon Ditto but green, pretty much identical to Perfectly Amorphous Slimeoid. He still chooses to look like a skeleton most of the time though.
 * The name Sly Bones is a meant to be a reference to Dry Bones from the Mario Bros franchise, who is also a skeleton.
 * He'll sometimes introduce himself as Slybie, and claim that it's short for Sly Born, in reference to the 2009 animated film Coraline.
 * Because he's mostly made of slime, gaining it causes him to grow. The height to slime ratio is the same as slimeoids, previously with a minimum height of 5'9", because that's how tall his skeleton was without any slime.
 * He's still human enough to need food and stuff, but just slimey enough to be able to just dissolve the nutrients instead of needing to chew.
 * In early season 3, he figured out how to make a slime approximation of nerve endings and thus finally has a sense of touch.
 * He thinks of the sewers as a vacation home.
 * His fathers are both slimecorp employees.
 * Although he uses masculine pronouns, he is a PCP fan, and therefore trans. He identifies as rowdy instead of male or female.
 * He used to !annoint every set of brass knuckles he got "a mastery of Krav Maga. Also" so that !data would tell you he was wielding "a mastery of Krav Maga. Also, brass knuckles." That was a really good meme, but when weapons became items and the bot stopped accepting duplicate names, they were lost. He now wields Ascûdgamln.
 * Some game updates introduced mechanics that really weren't his idea of fun so he fucked off until the very end of season 3 when heard that there would be a chance to !kill N1. He ended up sticking around since the gameplay changes had been mostly reverted back to what the game was like before he left.