Farming

Farming is an alternative way to gain slime, accessible only by JUVENILES or people with hoes. It is done by planting poudrins on a farm with the  command. You can only  one poudrin per farm. After about 12 in-game hours (3 hours in real life), you can use  to gain 200,000 slime, with a 1/30 chance to gain a poudrin. Growing times are halved for JUVENILES (around 1 hour 30 minutes real time). If you do gain a poudrin, you also have 1/3 chance to gain a second poudrin. If your poudrin plant is left alone for too long (around 48 hours in real life), it will die out. In addition to slime, farming also provides you with various crops which can be used for milling, but you can also  them to gain  cosmetic materials for smelting random cosmetics. Crops can be eaten by themselves, but it's much more useful if you use  on them, while at a farm, granting you crop materials used for smelting dyes, as well as food items and cosmetics associated with that crop, all at the cost of 50,000 slime per. Dyes can be used on slimeoids with. Crops can also be sown themselves with, and upon reaping you be rewarded with a bushel of that crop, as well as 100,000 slime. You can, however, increase the slime gained from sowing crops by using, and performing  ,  ,   or   if necessary. Current farms within the city include Juvie's Row Farms (within Juvie's Row), Ooze Gardens Farms (close by Rowdy Roughhouse), and Arsonbrook Farms (close by Cop Killtown).

Juvie's Row Farms gives 75% less slime per crop than the other two. Sharecropping I guess.

Crops
When you !sow a poudrins, one of the 20 crops will randomly grow after 3 (real) hours, which you can then !reap. To farm only one crop, you can !sow a fresh crop of the type you desire (crops expire after 48 real hours).


 * Aushuck - The king and queen of all crops, renowned for it's glistening, golden exterior.


 * Black Limes - The sour juice squeezed from just one of these small dark grey limes can flavor an entire production of Warheads hard candy.


 * Blood Cabbages - The dripping mass of dark crimson leaves have become the staple special effects tool for aspiration amateur filmmakers in the city for it’s an uncanny resemblance to human blood.


 * Brightshade - The dangerously toxic chemicals that cover the flower bud burn your eyes and nose.


 * Dankwheat - The damp barley milled from this moist wheat causes hallucinations and intoxication once digested fully.


 * Dire Apples - The vicious acidity from the cyan and orange apples makes your mouth contort in pain with every bite.


 * Joybeans - The sugary candy-like beans have a thick gel interior that rots your teeth.


 * Metallicaps - It's hallucinogenic properties aren't yet awakened. DUDE SHROOMS LOL!!!


 * Pawpaws - An American classic.


 * Phosphorpoppies - The vivid and unnatural colors of this plant reveal it’s man-made origin. Some say SlimeCorp designed the plant’s addictive and anxiety/paranoia-inducing nature to keep juveniles weak and disenfranchised.


 * Pink Rowdishes - The sweet-smelling tubers stain your hands pink.


 * Poke-Tubers - The lame, sad, lumpy roots barely support a bulbous crop that’s indiscernible taste is not complemented by its awkward texture.


 * Pulp Gourds - The easily malleable gourds form indents from even your lightest touch.


 * Purple Killiflower - The deep purple head has an extremely bitter aftertaste.


 * Razornuts - The sharp edges of the hard nut slice open your mouth so that you taste slight hints of copper from your blood every bite.


 * Rustea Leaves - In ancient times, scholars from distant lands made tea with these leaves, believing it to offer them some kind of divination.


 * Sludgeberries - The thick syrup covering the green and teal berries makes your hands sticky.


 * Sour Potatoes - The staple of many unhealthy juveniles’ diet. Its revolting taste leaves much to be desired.


 * Steel Beans - *That's me in the cockpit. That's me in the nosedive, doing 9/11.*


 * Suganma Nuts - The difficult nuts infuriate you for reasons you don’t really underst-- HEY WAIT A SECOND!!


 * Party Poppepper - Filled with an explosive spice, these peppers could be used to kill someone. But, like, why would you do that?

Milling and Crushing
ing and ing are game functions whereby you can turn your hard-earned crops into usable items. Each crop turns into 1 item for each method which can be seen bellow. These items can be used in smelting to create cosmetics, foods and dyes among other items.


 * for cosmetics : 1 textile + Milled produce
 * for dyes : 1 Dye Solution + Milled produce
 * for food : 1 Food Base + Milled Produce