Slimecorp OFFICIAL

Overview
Slimecorp OFFICIAL is a title shared by three totally not ARG characters here to spread the word of SlimeCorp to the common peoples of Slime Twitter. They operate out of Subaquatic Perpetual Nuclear Marketing Stations, an underwater submarine in the Slime Sea. Previously, Slimecorp OFFICIAL was thought to be a single entity, although it was later revealed that the original, Three, had disappeared. They are the official representatives of SlimeCorp on the premier NLACakaNM social media, Slime Twitter. Codenamed after the SPNMS they operated out of, the Slimecorp OFFICIAL account was held by Three, Two & Six.

Three
Three is a gamer, playing Pokemon (Slimeoid) Black/White, Papa's Wingeria and Dark Souls. They have an intense love for Big Bang Theory, and was distraught for days after finding out the show had finished a year ago. They particularly love one of the main characters, Sheldon. After their depressive period, Three went missing. So missing in fact, that Two and Six had no clue where he had gone, and were chosen to step in and resume duties as the Slimecorp Official. Six once described them as being "short".

Three is in a long-distance relationship with Slimewave, finding love after rejecting and totally fuckin' cucking Crank.

Two
Two is a telecommunications officer operating out of SPNMS 2. According to Six, he is a bit of a nerd and wears braces. He can come across as quite abrasive, although this may be due to the stress of being stuck at the bottom of the sea in a tiny submarine. We'll never know. Two is in a relationship with Six, although hates the concept of marriage due to beliefs about "the man". Two ran the Slimecorp Official Tumblr for a while, answering the braindead questions of the GAYRG team.

He and Six have canonically kissed. I know, right?

Six
Six is a hot Slimecorp nautical gf, operating out of SPNMS 6. She states she has breasts, much to the pleasure of the horny bastards on the server. Much to their displeasure, Six is in a relationship with Two, and implored the GAYRG team to keep him occupied. (Potentially due to the soul crushing lonely reality of being in the submarines.) She took frequent trips to the coast, and currently remains as the holder of the Slimecorp OFFICIAL title.