Gods Punishments

Smells of axe body spray

Mumkey's Curse & Deplatforming
After Mumkey's curse, he was soon removed from his online presence. This was God's intention from the beginning, as outlined in said curse. God looks upon him with no favor, and seeks to have him soon removed from the internet entirely through implementation of a shock collar.

The Bible

 * Leafy Goes straight to the sin book, killed by god.


 * Levy Jevy caused trouble, was executed from existence.


 * Killed Mr. Clean "No more clean for us"


 * Killed Raphiel and Leonardo


 * Anomic Bomb


 * Ben Saint caused trouble. Forced to watch 100 hours of leafy videos. Forced to sit with dancing alien for 5 days. Forced to listen to fat woman sing Despacito 2.


 * Izumi the spider gets free vbucks for 2 days


 * Must worship lancer every day - Free tf2bucks


 * When told about DPico, "That's it" "Cut off his arms, then his legs, then his wee wee, if its a girl fill it up, cut off the head, then spraypaint red and blue on it and give it to some old man, call it antidepressant pills or something."


 * Mario - (copied as closely as possible)"what we're gonna do is switch his nose with elmos, his eyes are gonna be on top of his head because he made such a bad game"


 * Sans - "sure he can join, but if he says anything about bad time, I'll switch his face with lancer's sexy face and he'll never be able to make an emotion again"


 * Steven Universe fans and SJWs - "First we're gonna heat diet coke up to 5000 degrees, then pour it in their eyeballs and make their brains melt. Then we take elmo, he's gonna use his freaking uh, anime moves on them, then we're gonna get cookie monster to shoot them. And if they're still moving we have Johnny force them to watch the johnny johnny video for 5 trillion days"


 * God curbstomped johnny johnny, put him in elmers glue cause he looks like a cow, "When you're drinking glue, you're drinking baby"


 * Jeff the killer - "I know he's related to el jefe"


 * Favorite creepypasta is the one in his fridge that spits at him


 * What we're gonna do is stitch up every brony's fat fucking mouth until they can't speak about pinky pie anymore." (Something about eggs after that. and then fedoras. someone fills this in)


 * The guy from cat in the hat serves eggs at your deathbed


 * God Worships Lancer


 * Past bronies can be redeemed by worshiping lancer (at which point they are set free to kill themselves), if not they are forced to watch johnny johnny for 3 trillion hours and the rest of their life.


 * Gave bob the tomato the body of hercules, "super buff and stuff"


 * If I can't keep up, I will have -1 vbucks in my account - Frog


 * "guy's you know jesus? he jumped off the balcony cause he didn't do his homework" (something about pp's here. I got lost. people talked over him)


 * Stance on Anime "eh" "My favorite anime is the one with brian griffin and the one with pikachu, and the one with the vacuum cleaner that wants to suck somebody"


 * "Slime is cool unless you're like a slimecorp dude" (something about turning waifus to slime. I'm so fucking lost at this point)


 * God watches a lot of youtubers


 * Every time Munchy has a soda, it will never get flat


 * If you kill god, what you do is first off, chop off your balls, and feed them to your dog. That's it. you're done.


 * Terezi Pyrope - "What is that"


 * Jevil killed god, What do we do? - "Attack him, please do" "He can't do everything because that would mean that he can make himself do nothing"


 * Jeff Aka mother's basement -


 * Favorite game besides tf2 - not EW, "trowing pumpkins at uh, books, also throwing it at old ladies" ("let me spray some axe on my pages")


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 * Mumkey Jones - "Why doesn't he eat bananas if he's not a monkey?" "You know what that's it. Mumkey Jones has to drink flat diet coke"


 * God's Twitter - Retweets every status update saying xxxtentacion is still dead

Bible video is in progress, gmod animated


 * "that's it. That's not very cash money of you. Phil swift has to feed him flex tape for the rest of his life" - On a non-gamer not to be named, applies to all non gamers


 * God got fucking killed by Paradox Crocs's lungs because he broke the rules, goddamnit. Anyways, besides being a Fake Fan scummy asshole (haha gotem), he seems pretty cool.