Neo-Milwaukian Mitten Crab

The Neo-Milwaukian Mitten Crab (Eriocheir pellicius) is a medium-sized burrowing crab species living in NLACakaNM, named for their cute little furry claws! They were first introduced into the city by thugs from NTxVakaNNS, and have since been considered an invasive species. =Description= The species' distinguishing feature are the patches of bright satea on its claws, though older specimens have been observed with darker colors. Their claws were initially evolved as an adaptation to the frigid environment of the arctic circle, brought on by overexposure to Canadian maple syrup. However, they serve a more necessary purpose in the eyes of industrious gangsters: slime collection, a much more fitting role for hair to fill when attached to a cold-blooded crustacean. The crab could fit in your hand, if it wanted to stay still long enough. =Management efforts= Concerns have been made about the invasiveness of the species, but Slime is obviously a more pressing issue. Who cares about some dumb furry crab, seriously? Due to this general apathy, they were renamed and formally inducted as citizens of the state. Several have been reported contributing to gang violence even before their induction, and are still a general nuisance today.