LIAM

GENERAL INFORMATION
THE FUCKING TWISTED WHIP STRIPLER, THE BIZARRE BITCH BEATER, THE MINIMUM VOLUME POSSIBLE, THE EMOTIONAL OVER LORD, MOTHER FUCKING LIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!! - LIAM talking about himself

Liam is like, the greatest foe type entity ever encountered by man-adjacent entities living in NLACakaNM. You know how humble and non self absorbed I am bro? I was gonna be a freaking cuntsrot, sorry "consort" or one of the post munchy newsorts or whatever but no i broke dance outta that jazz. honestly being in a position of rowdy leadership or renown was never in the books for my stupid ass, I much prefer just being another "cuh ray zee!!" performative pink punk mother fucker.

I mean yeah I was probably the most mentally ill ringleader of all time for the one week it happened, but you know whatever. honestly it's 50/50 pathetic/funny to try and do the whole "I was gonna be faomous you know!!" thing but here i am, scratching for freakin' pennies at the bottom of the super fuck hyper tense attention barrel.

look, basically I am qanon, and i killed Munchy. I've been fucking the hallow hole in Ben saints head but I've still not achieved orgasm, reddit am i the asshole?M

HISTORY
Now my grandpa type memory disorder prevents me from remembering every freakin' detail but this is a vocal history of LIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAM!!! that mother freakin' dramatic transformer loving alien hating homosexual homophobe with a big massive giant huge mentally ill semi truck sized chip on his shoulder from sunny NorCal.

Some time after god was born and I decided I'd stopped wanting to be LS I thought to myself "holy fuck I wanna be I. or me. no more freakin' clone bits and edgelord scifi, were going advanced edgelord. were talking bleach, were talking shadow the fucking hedgehog, were talking mother fucking spawn, mother fucker its time to go all the freak out" so i fucking made a comic where I kill the fuck out of a bunch of LS's as my hip new swagger public online persona; LIAM!!!

I was a big, shouty, dramatic, whiny piss baby type mother fucker. And you know what? the fuckin' conversion wemt fly as mother fucking hell. I freaking soul-warped into a foul mouthed minigun toting homosexual tangent speweing emotional psychopath who fucking wined joked and complain his way through the fuckin' community. I laughed and cried and prayed and died a million different times a million different ways. it was swagger g sick motha fuckin BALLIN dude, I had the fraggin' time of my fuckin' life. I got to be a fuckin swagger cool ballin character of characters.

Now I'm bad at details but I'd say my peak in popularity was tricking an entire faction into letting me into some sort of leadership position. And I really meant well, I did. welp, it turns out I was reminded very quickly and harshly that I play a freakin character in these spaces, and my ability to manage an artistic community might not exactly be the best. I hate to use this word and id never use it to describe myself, but i had this awful greasy angry schizophrenic charisma that people really fucked with.

come to realize on the mother fuckin quick, im just another freakin hypercreative internet burnout, and not an actual leader figure, plus i freakin mother fuckin cared too much, so of coures for the one and a half weeks I was in a leadership position I was a terrible awkward mother fucker in that shit. we set up a whole ass clown court and honestly I never really needed to be there in the first place.

actually lets back the fuck up and grab some fuckin context on the real quick; the mother fuckin ringleaders thing was literally made so I could be a leader, isnt that funny? we made an election just to make me a radical ringleader mother fucker

and man it sucked lmao, it was so psycho ill doin that. I mean the other options were that moron venice and who ever was less funny than me, so obviously i got the fat first top pick. but we decided that we were also gonna put in some vestigial positions, the normal ringleaders, and let me tell you the first ringleaders were fuckin straight hero g type mother fuckers. after i stepped down and quit, wiping my history as leader g numbah fuckin 1, they kept shit going and organizing events for the community and stuff and having a blast of a mother fuckin' time. I mad fuck with those guy, love those fuckers. except that retard bagman, id fold that freaker like a chair and laugh in HD at my work

so at the end of the day what we got here in a nut shell is some moron works his way up to the top of a community where im actively making decisions on where and how to take the game and shit, then i folded under my own image. isnt that a fuckin' hoot?

the place still fucks hard as hell and you know i did so much funny shit, but im fat retired. you can safely say that mother fucker LIAM, he disappeared in Wreckington some time a hundred thousand years ago and they never found him. some say he roams the wastes, shouting incoherently at the slime beasts and raiders and aliens, and leaving fucking craters and wreckage with a fucking comically large minigun. thats who I was in rfck, a comically large unwieldy personality that was loud and heavy as fuck. I was one of the mother fuckin' loudest, proudest, and most partyin' mother fuckin thrashers. a mother fucking psycho rowdy double thrashin' cop killer hatin' joke makin' edgy mother fuckin' sick twisted edgelord bastard.



NOTE: THIS ENTIRE THING IS FABRICATED, AND ALL FICTION. NONE OF THESE EVENTS ACTUALLY HAPPENED, AND LIAM NEVER EXISTED, HE WAS A SHARED COLLECTIVE FEVER DREAM AND A REALLY FUNNY ONE.

ORIGINS
LIAM is related to LS somehow, but the line between them isn't quite clear. there is a running theory saying that LIAM is the original LS, and all LS's are inferior copies of him. Another theory states that Interrobang is just an LS that broke off from the broader hive mind. A branch from the previous theory says LIAM was forcefully ejected. what we do know is that there is something quite unnatural with the connection between the two.

REAL ORIGINS
My daddy shot a fucking big load of radioactive gizzum into a can of beans and left it in a trash can for eight fucking years. that mother freaker took my birthday away and ive been 12 for FOURTY FIVE FUCKING YEARS MAN!!!!

Related Characters
LS