Coonrat1

So umm, here's the thing

I fuckin' hate coonrat1

He embarrases me everyday

He makes us all look like backwards idiots

uhh,

He's ruining people's slime, he's making horrible, racist d̶e̶s̶h̶i̶s̶ decisions, which are probably going to have longlasting repercussions

Overall, I would be a much happier person if we found a way to deport him from every position of slime that he has ever had

Absorbed

 * Dpico
 * M@ (not anymore ;-;)
 * SchrafftVortex

Alter Egos

 * Doctor Plague
 * Joseph Kony
 * The Slime Seraph
 * N1

Trivia

 * Oh shit, it's coonrat!
 * The first to kill Phoebus
 * The first to smelt Slimexodia and the forbidden stuffed crust
 * The first to fish the bassed god and smelt the bass guitar
 * He would never simp
 * Won Slimefest 8 for the killers
 * LOVES Pilk