The Lizard Wizard

The Lizard Wizard is a former SlimeCorp employee who enlisted in late September of 2020. They own a pair of pistols affectionately named "Death and Taxes", which they found themselves married to after a particularly wild night of drinking.

They sold their soul to Prism to obtain friendship, which could never ever go wrong. Ever.

We're the same, you and me. We're the same, don't you see?

We are not the same. I'm an American, you're a sick asshole.