Slimernalia 2018

Slimeoids
Right at the end of 2018, Slimernalia rolled around. You know, like it does every year. But this Slimernalia was to be different. Not too different though. The role reversal still happened, Slime Invictus still stole everyone's stuff, there was still feasting an merriment, so on so forth. But this Slimernalia, Slimernalia of 2018, the Slimecorp Slimeoid Laboratories in Brawlden started offering slimeoid gestation as a commercial service. Rowdys, Killers, and Juvies alike all rushed to Brawlden to get their very own slimeoid. Local rowdy, Pink Whale, got the honor of creating the first commercially available slimeoid, Big Boy. Many more slimeoids were grown in the following days and it was discoevered that a slimeoids height in feet will always be equal to the number of digits of slime used to create them. For example, if someone were to sacrifice 10 slime to create their slimeoid, the slimeoid would grow to be 2 feet tall, but if that same person were sacrifice 1,000,000 slime, the resulting slimeoid would be 7 feet tall. Everyone had lots of fun petting/walking/observing their slimeoids.

The Mouse's Dream
But one mouse, one ambitious little mouse, had a dream. That dream, was a 9 foot tall cat. (For those of you following along at home, 9 feet would mean 100,000,000 slime.) sweet mouse, knowing that the killers would be unwilling to put in the effort required to bring this dream to fruition, turned to the rowdys. He came to the rowdys with an ultimatum: raise a total of one hundred million slime before the end of Slimernalia, and he would permanently become a rowdy.

Rotten Food
Thanks to the spirit of slimernalia, people were able to !give gifts to each other. A popular gift was food, because it was free. This near constant supply of food enabled people to mine almost non-stop, as they didn't need to venture out of the mines for sustenance. It also created a few unfortunate situations where food was delivered faster than it could be eaten, leading to heaps upon heaps of rotten food littering the streets of NLACakaNM, making everything from !moving to !killing slower as the citizens of this fair city had to wade through the piles of spoiled lobsters and calzones. Eventually, everyone collectively decided to stop accepting more food than they could carry.

The @Foodies
Word of sweet mouse's deal spread fast. @everyone was in the mines, missing slimernalia and whatever else might happen around december 20th-25th. The rowdys in particular took advantage of the free food and spirit of !giving to do a massive amount of mining, doing their best to make sweet mouse's dream a reality. In order for this plan to work though, a designated team of food delivery people was created. The @foodies sat in the food court, ordering food and using their newly created slimeoids as delivery slaves to bring the food to those rowdys in the mines. Make no mistakes, the rowdys in the mines did all the hard labor, but none of it would have been possible without the foodies. These foodies were Omnitaneous, Robo, and Sly Bones.

K1P's Sauce Shenanigans
A few people decided to play a fun little lighthearted prank and give K1P one billion packets of BBQ sauce. Message from K1P - I had well over a thousand sauce. About 30 secs to scroll through it all, 19 pms from ew, and the most free way to lag EW that yall have ever seen. Fuck yall lol.

A Dream: Realized
So, slimernalia progresses as it should for killers and juvies. Feasting, role reversal, merriment. But the rowdys mined and mined and mined their hearts out, and with the help of the foodies, got to the point where they, along with sweet mouse, had a combined total of over 100,000,000 slime. There was a harrowing moment near the end where sweet mouse died in a mining accident and lost over 20,000,000 slime. But then, Phoebus himself performed a Slimernalia miracle. Not only did he return the lost slime to all those who had died in the mines during Slimernalia, he implemented better safety regulations for the mines of NLACakaNM to prevent mining accidents in the future.

So, all the rowdys gathered around at the casino, playing !russianroulette with each other to transfer slime. 1 by 1 by 1, all the rowdys take a bullet to the fucking brain in the name of Slimernalia, until eventually they turned Sweet Mouse into the ultimate lifeform: a level 101 slimeboi with well over 100,000,000 total slime. The rowdys paraded over to the labs, there was a brief assassination attempt by the killers along the way, but the would-be assassin pussied out. K1P tried to slow the parade down with his mountain of sauce. Despite the killer's best efforts, they rowdys made it to the lab safely. Once within the labs, Sweet Mouse sacrifices all 100,000,000 slime to create....

sourpuss
sweet mouse is accompanied by sourpuss, a 9-foot-tall Slimeoid. It has a body shape vaguely reminiscent of a quadruped. Its face is that of a vicious beast. It walks on legs. It can bite foes with deadly fangs. It can regenerate damage to its body rapidly. It can generate harmful frequencies with its brainwaves. It is quiet and withdrawn. It has quite a bit of moxie. It has just a little bit of grit. It has loads of chutzpah.

To this day, sourpuss stands as a 9 foot tall monument to that one magical Slimernalia where all rowdys came together to raise over 100,000,000 slime to to ruin Ben Saint's holidays.

And yes, sweet mouse is now a rowdy. !thrash

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 * Phoebus was killed once by Coonrat1, making him a total douche.