Callum

Part of the second wave of 3tards brought in by RFCKcon London.

Twin brother, and Rowdy counterpart to Happy.

Is actually an alt of Happy.

By far the biggest M@head.

After being hit by the depression beam, he truly is no longer Happy :(

The harbinger of the Cliffening

Once said "Fuck Paradox Crocs", was mysteriously found dead the next day with a bullet hole in his skull

He was also the Cop Killer for a time until Ben became semi-active again

So umm, here's the thing

I fuckin' hate (Happy)

He embarrases me everyday

He makes us all look like backwards idiots

uhh,

He's ruining people's slime, he's making horrible, racist d̶e̶s̶h̶i̶s̶ decisions, which are probably going to have longlasting repercussions

Overall, I would be a much happier person if we found a way to deport him from every position of slime that he has ever had

But anyway he's a cool guy I think ggs mate

Callum more like cum