Killers

Killers
The Top Killers Groupshot by Ben Saint

One of the 2 major factions in the endless holy war over slime city. Led by the rebel vagrant Ben "Max Revive" Saint. Their chief economic principles include mining at night and slaughtering cops of all forms.

Notable Killers

Top Killers

The Top Killers are Ben's most trusted allies. The twelve most powerful members at any given time are known as Ben's Apostles, but there's no metric as of now to determine who belongs to this prestigious rank.

From left to right:

• KILLER DOG, the KILLER CANINE, the DANGER DOG, the LESBIAN LUPUS.
• Gurren His mom stitched his name into his jacket.
• Ephraim A smooth talker and a slick fighter. Can't battle Pokemon but plays a mean Melee.
• magicksRampage Quiet and calculating, one of the most consistently powerful Killers, and a major force in curbing the BUSTAHS' numbers.
• Spitball Wizard aka Guru Whizkid aka Father Whizhon aka a bunch of other dumb names is the OG Killer (the first three and Ben don't count) and perpetually new. Was and has been an active member of the server's history, but left out of most recorded documents, presumably because no one could figure out how to spell "Whizhon".
• Smearg Hands down the coolest Killer. Has style for miles.
• Frog, Negaslime killing, Endless Rock finding, generally hoppity dude.
• Monsoon, reverse cyborg banging out the tunes at the pier.
• Farafrog A brown frog with a pension for driving.
• Mars, redacted
• Schrafft Rose the Killer ranks pretty quick for how recently he arrived. Was hard at work reorganizing the gang the push back the Rowdy's lead post territory control season 2.
• K1P A borndead katana-wielding Mudkip with an active thirst for Rowdy blood. Haver of legitimate opinions. They're also a developer now.
• Hale There's actually three Hales but they're all the same people. Falsely claims to have hit the integer overflow but that ruse only worked because no one knows what that is. Currently uses she/her after a disphorienting run in with Paradox Crocs.
• Mangus Goon with lots of free time. Deserted the Rowdys after being kicked by Munchy for sympathising with Slimermaid.
• Drakenier, swashbuckling bass-wielding art boi
• Happy A guy who came onto the server from RFCK London and Killer counterpart of Callum
• Trackpad Snake By the time you hear this snake cough from the cigarette smoke it's already too late. A big time investor.
• Pizza-chan After going rowdy for a time, they were proposed to by Schrafft and returned to the Killers to be give their place within the top killers
• Bevan First to make one million slime and then didn't.
• Johnny Millerchip, chain-smoking brit
• Krak Interpreter of the Endless War.
• Ben Saint The killer of cops and spender of patreonbucks. Appears to have very little idea as to how to play the very game he's designing.

Not pictured:

• THE BIG GAY (see traitors list)
• Ephraim A smooth talker and a slick fighter. Can't battle Pokemon but plays a mean Melee.
• Evange Pokemon master and garrote squad sergeant general.
• JackMcStone AKA Coinhoarder AKA LunchRoomie. Quiet coolguy. Keeps a low profile, but has been here since the earliest days of the War.
• N8 aka Nate Bestman aka Slimecorp CFO. Brother of Ben Saint.
• RetroPK A gambling man and talented artist. not to be confused with Dpico.
• Seani A cool dude who will betray you once and then betray you again. Also hes married to Terezi
• The Senator Sits in his apartment all day chronicles about the rowdy menace (BUSTAHS) plaguing the streets and corrupting the youth with their nefarious uneasy listening music.
• Leinslines Draws art and makes friends with people.
• TFAAAP Business man from ponyville who wants you to buy his shirts.
• Glimmer
• Sol Chevalsky
• Crank
• Coonrat1
• Ungen
• Raine
• ScallopeRapscallion
• Spacedad
• EbolaSpreadn247
• Diva
• Soliss
• Randva
• Slimerpvnk

Other Notable Killers

• Baahubilly The strongest being in NLACakaNM, but since hes such a nice guy reign over everyone with his strong arms.

• Ballard A one eyed cat esc man who had his hands in everything from Investing to Fishing to even Slime girl crafting. That is before he was shot by the trans-beam and became a loli

• Coonrat1 ex-rowdy banned from the Rowdy Roughhouse.

• Gun girl A girl, with a gun. known to say "MUR-DER TIME".

• mail-lady holly Diligent mail-lady, runs the NLACakaNM USPS Mail Office.

• Melty Snow This once cool Killer was once known for their surprise ganks outside of Food Court.

• Mumet very little is know of him, or if it is even a him, but their work on capturing territories has been a great benefit for Ben's slime-count.

• SCUM This slimegirl seems to have no set schedule, but she's known for fishing all day and gathering resources with her Slimeoid Garyll.

• Slimerpvnk Skeleton with his eyes of the prize, the prize being bustah's skulls

• Squilliam Fancyson Is your dad, known for leaving and reappearing periodically; a loser

Traitors and Deserters

• DoopedyShmoople A Rowdy Consort who had once lost his soul to Ben in a Pokemon battle and was forcefully brought over to the Killers. He was eventually set free however by RoboDobot and is currently back in his position as a Consort.
• Thalamus Dredge Slime scientist, and the only Killer to ever kill a cop in RFCK. However, he has been an enlisted Rowdy as of late February, 2019.
• malanaks mouse, also sweet. One of the most vicious and dedicated killers, Malanaks is the most active and knowledgeable killer in the city. Known for having strong opinions. Winner of the Muk Cup. Has made many rfck themed covers, notable mentions are "This is Milwaukee" and the album "the canyon goats". Also a Rowdy now after acquiring Sourpuss.
• Kevin Youtuber who doesnt play the game but is known by the community as PCP member #16. He was the second person to ever be banned from the RFCK discord server.
• Gallivanting numbskull A universally dislike skeleton vagabond who meanders around the city with no clear purpose in mind. He has, much to the relief of the Killers, enlisted Rowdy in February 2019.
• chagarumagala Token minority and makes shitty edits. Drinker of alcohol and estrogen. She is also a masterful player of Megalovania on the melodica. Left the killers after Ben commited the sin of unbanning Dpico.
• THE BIG GAY Originally known as Dan Schneider, former Slimecorp aka Nickelodeon Studios Executive came to New Los Angeles City to seek refuge as a slime miner. The slime eventually went to his head and he contracted multiple personality disorder, resulting in a cycle of different personalities upon reviving after death. This illness eventually settled on the THE BIG GAY personality, where he lives to be just that and make slime.
• Glimmer Left and then rejoined and then left and then rejoined and then left and then rejoined and then left and then why haven't we banished her yet
• Olive Had beef with a couple big killers and had a lot of Rowdy friends.
• DaKAT Left the killers after the riots against Ben Saint and realizing there wasn't such a thing as a "killer community". He is now happily fucking dead.
• Igonis Fashionista by day, Assassin by night! Friendly Artist & Lover of shekels.
• Bee A friendly Bee, works on code for Endless War and granted the citizens of NLACakaNM the ability to farm. If you pressure her too much, she might explode.
• The Alfredo King Left the Killers because the "urge to become a silly clown" was too much for them or whatever.