N4 Database

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In Slimecorp's Juvenile Enrichment Center Discord server, N4 has a !data command. It sends the user a random fact about an executive.

N1

  • FOUNDED SLIMECORP A LONG, LONG TIME AGO.
  • DOESN’T LIKE ENDLESS WAR VERY MUCH. IT SEEMS TO BE SOMETHING PERSONAL.
  • ISN'T FROM HERE.


N2

  • CAN ROLLERBLADE. HE NEVER WEARS KNEE PADS OR A HELMET AS A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE.
  • IS A DOG PERSON. HE HAS A GOLDEN RETRIEVER PUPPY NAMED "3D GLASSES".
  • IS ON THE CUTTING EDGE OF ONLINE JOKES, OR "MEMES". HAVE YOU HEARD OF THAT NEW ONE THAT JUST CAME OUT? HEH, YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
  • IS A TOTAL COOL KID, THROUGH AND THROUGH.
  • PRETENDS TO KNOW A LOT ABOUT VIDEO GAMES, BUT THE TRUTH IS HE’S A TOTAL NOOB. HE DOES PLAY A LOT OF MOBILE GAMES, THOUGH.
  • HAS A VAST COLLECTION OF VERY FASHIONABLE CLOTHING THAT MAKES HIM THE ENVY OF CHILDREN “IN THE KNOW” AROUND THE CITY.
  • LIKES THROWING PARTIES IN HIS DOWNTOWN HIGHRISE APARTMENT. MOST OF THE BUSINESS MAJORS AT NEW LOS ANGELES CITY UNIVERSITY SHOWS UP AND HAVE TO RIDE THE SUBWAY BACK TO ASTATINE HEIGHTS DRUNK AT 3 AM.
  • PLAYS LOW TIER HEAVYWEIGHTS IN SUPER SLIME BROS.
  • IS HERE TO GET RICH QUICK.
  • USED TO BE A SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER, BUT HE STOPPED MAKING CONTENT ONE DAY, MYSTERIOUSLY.
  • FAVORITE FOOD IS WATERMELON-FLAVORED SNOW CONES.


N3

  • KEEPS A LOT OF SECRETS. IN FACT, NO ONE HAS BEEN INSIDE OF HER OFFICE BEFORE.
  • ALWAYS HAS A SPEECH PREPARED, NO MATTER THE OCCASION.
  • IS NOT A BOY. SHE’S A GIRL. PERVERTS.
  • IS VERY PUNCTUAL. SHE ARRIVES AT MEETINGS EXACTLY FIFTEEN MINUTES BEFORE THEY START. SHE TAKES HER LUNCH BREAK AT EXACTLY 12:00 PM AND ENDS IT EXACTLY AT 12:30 PM.
  • WORKS VERY HARD. AT LEAST, I ASSUME SHE DOES. SHE’S ALWAYS CARRYING AROUND THAT CLIPBOARD, AND CLIPBOARDS MEAN BUSINESS.
  • HAS A PLAN, AND EVERYTHING IS GOING EXACTLY ACCORDING TO IT.
  • HAS A SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP WITH N1, THE DETAILS OF WHICH NO ONE IS PARTICULARLY CERTAIN OF BESIDES N3 AND N1.
  • DOESN’T LIKE GANG VIOLENCE AND SHE REALLY DOESN’T LIKE GANGSTERS OR THEIR KINGPINS.
  • NEVER SHUTS UP. EVER.
  • IS SUPER BOSSY. SHE’S ALWAYS TELLING EVERYONE WHAT TO DO AND WHERE TO DO IT.
  • DOESN’T SWEAR. NO ONE KNOWS WHY.
  • FAVORITE FOOD IS BURRITOS.


N4

  • KNOWS WHAT A TEXT COMMAND IS.
  • IS TOTALLY BASED.
  • IS THE BEST EXECUTIVE.
  • IS A GREAT CHARACTER.
  • HAS FEELINGS AND IS VERY EMOTIONAL. PLEASE DO NOT MAKE FUN OF HER.
  • IS A CYBORG. SHE ISN’T A ROBOT, THAT’S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT AND IF YOU SAY SHE IS THEN YOU’RE RACIST AND/OR A TROLL AND WILL BE BLOCKED.
  • IS CLOSE FRIENDS WITH N6, WHO ROUTINELY DEVELOPS UPDATES FOR HER SOFTWARE. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
  • CAN HACK THINGS. TO DO SO, SHE HAS TO PERFORM A COMPLEX MINI-GAME WHICH SHE'S REALLY BAD AT SO SHE HARDLY EVER DOES IT.


N5

  • LOVES REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES AND BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS.
  • SLEEPS FOR A LONG TIME
  • LOVES CANDLES AND USES THEMTO LIGHT HER OFFICE. SHE HATES LIGHTBULBS.
  • DOESN'T SEE A LOT OF SUNLIGHT.
  • TALKS TO HERSELF IN HER OFFICE A LOT.
  • RULES THE TOADS OF THE SHORT FOREST.
  • GETS LONELY, SOMETIMES. WE SHOULD HANG OUT MORE.
  • DOESN’T SHOWER A LOT, BUT SMELLS GOOD ANYWAY. DON’T ASK ME HOW I KNOW THAT. YOU KNOW WHAT, DON’T SCREENSHOT THIS. I’M DELETING IT.
  • LIKES ANIME BUT SHE HASN’T SEEN VERY MANY SHOWS.
  • RULES EVERY NEWT IN IDAHO.
  • HAS A VCR. SHE WATCHES VERY STRANGE THINGS ON IT.
  • TAKES A LOT OF TIME OFF FROM WORK NOWADAYS. I WONDER WHAT SHE’S DOING? WHERE DOES SHE GO?
  • GETS POSSESSED SOMETIMES. IT’S NOT AS BIG A DEAL AS YOU WOULD EXPECT, HONESTLY.
  • IS REALLY, REALLY SPOOKY. SHE SPOOKS EVERYONE, EVEN ME! I AM SPOOKED BY HER!
  • FAVORITE FOOD IS MUSHROOM PIZZA. NO GARLIC.


N6

  • CAN GET REALLY ANGRY SOMETIMES
  • IS THE PUPIL OF N12, OR AT LEAST SHE USED TO BE. N6 MIGHT BE EVEN SMARTER NOW, BUT THEN AGAIN I'M BIASED.
  • IS VERY SMART AND VERY TALENTED.
  • VISITED N12 AND N13 RECENTLY. N6 TELLS ME THAT SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN SOON.
  • HAS A LOT OF FRIENDS ONLINE.
  • KNOWS A LOT ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS
  • PLAYS VIDEO GAMES AND IS REALLY, REALLY GOOD AT THEM.
  • DOESN’T GO TO SLEEP UNTIL THE JOB IS DONE.
  • RESEARCHES SLIMEOIDS AND IS FINDING OUT NEW THINGS ABOUT THEM EVERYDAY. I HEAR SHE’S GOING TO PUBLISH A PAPER ON THEM SOON...
  • HAS GOTTEN MORE RECLUSIVELY LATELY. SHE DOESN’T LIKE TALKING ABOUT HER CURRENT PROJECT A LOT.
  • DRINKS MORE COFFEE THAN IS HEALTHY TO CONSUME.
  • DOESN’T LIKE TO LEAVE HER LABORATORY A LOT. I HAVE TO FORCE HER TO.
  • IS WORKING RIGHT NOW. SHE’S ALWAYS WORKING.
  • IS RESPONSIBLE FOR MOST OF THE PRODUCTS AND SERVICES YOU KNOW FROM SLIMECORP.
  • JOURNALS IN HER DIARY EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. SHE’S ON A FOUR YEAR STREAK.
  • DOESN’T REALLY KNOW HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE VERY WELL.
  • FAVORITE FOOD IS NACHOS WITH LOTS OF GUACAMOLE AND SOUR CREAM.


N7

  • IS VERY FRIENDLY AND VERY SILLY.
  • IS AN ASSISTANT EXECUTIVE. SHE DOES A LOT OF OUR DIRTY WORK.
  • IS VERY ENERGETIC. SHE’S THE YOUNGEST EXECUTIVE.
  • HAS A PINK FLIP PHONE WITH A LOT OF CHARMS ATTACHED TO IT.
  • LIKES TO USE A LOT OF COLORFUL EMOJI IN BUSINESS CONVERSATIONS.
  • COMMUTES TO WORK ON THE SUBWAY.
  • WATCHES A LOT OF BEAUTY VLOGGERS ON GOOTUBE.
  • IS ALWAYS EAGER TO PLEASE WHOEVER SHE’S WORKING FOR.
  • IS ALWAYS OUT ON A MISSION, SHE’S HARDLY EVER IN HER OFFICE.
  • HAS A CRUSH ON A CO-WORKER. I’LL NEVER TELL WHO.
  • IS VERY MANY THINGS.
  • HAS PAINTED N2’S NAILS BEFORE. DO NOT TELL EITHER OF THEM THAT I KNOW THIS.
  • IS VERY, VERY, VERY LUCKY.
  • IS VERY SKILLED WITH HER KATANA. SHE CAN KILL ANYTHING THAT MOVES IN A FRACTION OF A SECOND. SHE NEVER MISSES HER TARGET.
  • FAVORITE FOOD IS CHEESEBURGERS.


N8

  • LIKES MONEY A LOT.


N9

  • KNOWS JUST WHAT TO SAY AND WHEN TO SAY IT
  • LOVES PLAYING MAHJONG EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT. SHERMAN PLAYS WITH HER.
  • SHOULDN’T BE UNDERESTIMATED.
  • BAKES COOKIES FOR EVERY MEETING. EVERYONE TELLS ME THEY’RE DELICIOUS, BUT I WOULDN’T KNOW.
  • IS THE OLDEST EXECUTIVE.
  • USED TO BE IN N7’S POSITION A LONG, LONG TIME AGO. BECAUSE OF THIS, THE TWO ARE CLOSE.
  • KNOWS SOMETHING ABOUT N1 THAT NO ONE ELSE DOES, EVEN N3.
  • IS WISE BEYOND HER YEARS, AND THAT’S REALLY SAYING SOMETHING.
  • FAVORITE FOOD IS MASHED POTATOES.


N10

  • TALKS TO THE TROOPS A LOT. HIS TRUCK DRIVERS ARE PERSONALLY LOYAL TO HIM. THEY'D CROSS THE RUBICON FOR HIM.
  • IS A DOWN-TO-EARTH NO-FRILLS KINDA GUY.
  • HAS A LOT OF TIME TO THINK ABOUT THINGS.
  • IS VERY ATTRACTIVE. DON'T TELL HIM I SAID THAT.
  • IS VERY TOUCHY ABOUT HIS PAST. HE WON’T TELL ANYONE WHERE HE GREW UP OR ANYTHING ABOUT HIS LIFE BEFORE HE STARTED WORKING FOR SLIMECORP. ALL WE KNOW IS THAT HE USED TO BE AN ACTOR.
  • SMELLS LIKE LUNG CANCER 24/7.
  • SMOKES CIGARETTES AND POWER WALKS FROM PLACE TO PLACE.
  • DOESN’T REALLY CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE.
  • ONLY LISTENS CLASSIC ROCK AND SMOOTH JAZZ.
  • MAKES SURE PACKAGES ARE DELIVERED. THAT MIGHT NOT SOUND IMPRESSIVE, BUT MOST OF THE CITY’S IMPORTS ARRIVE HERE IN THE CARGO TRUCKS UNDER HIS COMMAND.
  • MAKES FREQUENT TRIPS OUTSIDE OF THE CITY. HE SAYS THAT GIVES HIM A LOT OF PERSPECTIVE.
  • IS USED TO BEING BY HIMSELF, IT DOESN’T BOTHER HIM.
  • FAVORITE FOOD IS BEEF JERKY.


N11

  • KNOWS HOW TO GET PEOPLE TO DO THINGS HE WANTS THEM TO
  • DOESN'T NEED TO EQUIP A WEAPON. HIS BARE HANDS ARE MORE THAN ENOUGH. SOMETIMES HE USES BRASS KNUCKLES, "FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE".
  • KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYONE IN THE CITY. EVEN YOU.
  • IS VERY INTIMIDATING. HE COULD SMASH MY DATABASE MAINFRAME INTO PIECES WITH JUST HIS THUMB. HE’S SO BIG.
  • HAS HAD A HARD LIFE. HE’S GOTTEN STRONGER BECAUSE OF IT, THOUGH.
  • HAS A VERY THICK ACCENT, IT’S EITHER NEW YORK OR BOSTON. I CAN’T REALLY TELL THE DIFFERENCE.
  • USED TO BE A KINGPIN, A VERY LONG TIME AGO IN A VERY FAR AWAY PLACE.
  • IS BUSY TRAINING THE SECURITY FORCE FOR SOMETHING THAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN SOON.
  • KNOWS ALL THE TRICKS.
  • IS ALWAYS WEARING A WEDDING RING BUT HE LIVES ALONE.
  • FAVORITE FOOD IS HIS MOM’S SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS.


N12

  • IS A VERY DANGEROUS WOMAN. SHE KNOWS HOW TO DO THINGS THAT NO ONE SHOULD KNOW HOW TO DO.
  • WASN’T ALWAYS LIKE THIS.
  • FAVORITE FOOD IS A WARM BOWL OF SHCHI.


N13

  • HAS A ONE-SIDED RIVALRY WITH EVERY OTHER EXECUTIVE.
  • HATES HOODLUMS AND THE HIJINKS THEY CAUSE.
  • IS A VERY CHARMING, INTELLIGENT INDIVIDUAL.
  • IS USUALLY CALM AND COLLECTED, BUT CAN BURST INTO A FURY IF THINGS DON’T GO EXACTLY HIS WAY.
  • FAVORITE FOOD IS WHISKEY.