Paradox Crocs
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He's a big guy.
Weapons and Abilities
Arms
Crocs has two massive green arms that he can retrieve at any time, but he usually does without them, saving them for serious hand-to-giant-hand combat scenarios. They are cartoonishly big and muscular, and have been known to grow as large as the pre-9/11 World Trade Center Towers. There has been no observed limit to their size, but arms that are larger than normal require more energy, time, and righteous fury to generate.
Flaws
Paradox Crocs has zero flaws, not a single one, no sir.
Big Iron
Paradox Crocs's signature firearm is the legendary Big Iron, a Disunited Nations certified WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION. it is not, of course, to be confused with BIG IRON or BUG IRON
Gender Dysphoria Beam
Whenver things get to hot to handle (which is never), Crocs can turn his enemies trans and thus entirely cripple their video game ability. Truly, a fate worse than death. He first used this in the Soul Cup against Kanman, Hale, and Grimbark Hale.
Characters
Paradox Crocs has a legion of alternate selves, homonculi, aliases, and wacky side-characters under his domain, including but not limited to:
BIG IRON
Paradox Crocs's cowboy alter ego and the manifestation of truth, justice, and the American way. He is an Arizona ranger, carries the Big Iron, and is without a doubt the fastest draw in the West, or anywhere else for that matter. BIG IRON has been depicted, like Paradox Crocs himself, in all kinds of media, ranging from actual songs to fictional movie franchises.
BUG IRON
BUG IRON, who is Paradox Crocs's cowboy spidersona and the manifestation of bug truth, bug justice, and the Bug American way. He is more separated from Paradox himself, and is less of a BIG IRON-type alter ego and more of a cool side character. BUG IRON fucks. Bug fucks.
Seismitoad
Paradox Crocs's favorite Pokemon and loyal ally, Seismitoad is surprisingly eloquent for being such a massive and odious humanoid toad. He has a dedicated niche audience within the upper echelons of Paradox fans, but is disregarded or even actively maligned in many other less-enlightened groups.
Jimmy Gatorade
Nobody really knows what Jimmy Gatorade's deal is. What we do know is that he's pretty rad, he's got a top-rated Gatorade review channel, and that he's a certified protagonist. His favorite flavor of Gatorade is red, and he is in fact a sentient bottle of red Gatorade. His nemesis is the infamous Gimme Powerade.
Trivia
- Paradox Crocs shoots people with his gun(s)
- Paradox Crocs? More like Paradox (word that rhymes with Crocs).
- Paradox Crocs's favorite pony is Applejack because she is a cowboy
- Paradox Crocs is Dave Strider
- Paradox Crocs is Vriska?
- Paradox Crocs will beat you up and take your shit
- LOAD THE GUN. PULL THE TRIGGER.
- Pround MIGTOW
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