Piranhoid

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Piranhoid
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Warm and fuzzy!

"This fish is said to occasionally jump out of the water and bite unsuspecting slimeoids."
Rarity: Uncommon
Catch Time: Any

Fish Facts

Piranhoids are a an invasive, slime-based flavor of piranhas found in many places around the city. The story goes that some Juvie fresh out of the detention center managed to smuggle a whole tank full of piranhas from their home village in the Amazon Rainforest all the way to the Slimeoid Laboratory in Brawlden, whereupon they fucked up royally and ended up spilling the whole tank into the Slimeoid machine, creating the first generation of piranhoids. How they got the now de-tanked fish all the way back to a suitable water source is generally not explained. All we know is that piranhoids exist, and that they prey exclusively on slime-based life, particularly on the beloved slimeoids of the denizens of NLACakaNM, so make sure to keep your distance from any waterways when you're out taking them for a !walk. Perhaps they exclusively target slimeoids as some form of revenge for being horribly mutated? Maybe they're just jerks? All good questions, none of which yet have conclusive answers.