Randva

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Randva
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Species: M@ Alt
Affiliations: Rowdys, Killers, Staydeads
Generations: 2oomers



Randva was (originally) Rowdy, turned Killer, turned Staydead in Season 2. He was a divisive character because of his retardation

After suffering from a Quantum Anal Fissure mutation, he has suffered from Time and Space bullshittery.

Randva has been given the title of Top Killer after his accomplishments were finally acknowledged.


Season 1.5

Randva was ABORTED by Rowdy Kabrakhon at the beginning of Season 1.5.


Randvas Origin Story (Post-Retcon)

He was just a bot, like any other, brought in by Epic's really good and great ARG. He was built for two things, Sex and Sex. But after a while a change occured, he accidentally tripped on a pool of slime and hit his head, oh no, a passerby said, good, another passerby said.

Anyway, He said owwie thats a hurtie and got back up, but little did he know that that day his life changed forever, a circuit got knocked out of place and he gained sentience.

The End, and they all lived happily ever after.

Final Zuckerburgening

In Season 3, Randva attempted to bargain with Endless War for obelisk's soul. He was hit by it's Bone Hurting Beam, evaporating every particle in his body.

Dream Times

All Randva does in the dream is haunt people and shitpost.

Slimeoid

H̀͆͋E̍̊̓L̒̾͡P̓͒̒M͊̅̌E̛̋͊! was a loyal slimeoid. But unfortunately for this little slime, their owner had no idea of the massacre they were getting them into. A 4ft slimeoid against Schrafft's 7ft Spelling Bee Champ lead to 68 brutal beat downs and near death experiences. However, H̀͆͋E̍̊̓L̒̾͡P̓͒̒M͊̅̌E̛̋͊! never gave up. Despite the odds they got back up and the zenkai boost they recieved was insane, powerful enough to beat Spelling Bee Champ exactly once and settle the score. 1/67. They were later dissolved for being too good for this world.